Fake Rusty Shackleford
@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social
Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble.
Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.
Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.
Couldn't afford him; had to settle for voice of the vandals, Dennis Patchin.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Couldn't afford him; had to settle for voice of the vandals, Dennis Patchin.
"Where Larry Craig, who graduated in 1969, found his true love at a frat house."
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
"Where Larry Craig, who graduated in 1969, found his true love at a frat house."
too fucking much
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
too fucking much
Buy one couch, get a tux rental for half-price.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Buy one couch, get a tux rental for half-price.
U da ho?
I da ho!
I da ho!
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
U da ho?
I da ho!
I da ho!
"Life is like a box full of bone saws."
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"Life is like a box full of bone saws."
It was high school in the late 80s.
About five years ago, the former teacher had mentioned the modified phrase to my brother.
My brother relayed the story and of course, I remembered it.
Though I wasn't a huge fan of that teacher, there were way worse people who got a check to teach and/or coach.
About five years ago, the former teacher had mentioned the modified phrase to my brother.
My brother relayed the story and of course, I remembered it.
Though I wasn't a huge fan of that teacher, there were way worse people who got a check to teach and/or coach.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It was high school in the late 80s.
About five years ago, the former teacher had mentioned the modified phrase to my brother.
My brother relayed the story and of course, I remembered it.
Though I wasn't a huge fan of that teacher, there were way worse people who got a check to teach and/or coach.
About five years ago, the former teacher had mentioned the modified phrase to my brother.
My brother relayed the story and of course, I remembered it.
Though I wasn't a huge fan of that teacher, there were way worse people who got a check to teach and/or coach.
Thoughts and prayers for the Idathug.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Thoughts and prayers for the Idathug.
Chimes in "Hells Bells."
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Chimes in "Hells Bells."
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Is there a Jefferson Davis nc available as part of a BOGO offer?
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Is there a Jefferson Davis nc available as part of a BOGO offer?
Make it a B1G twinbill.
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Make it a B1G twinbill.
Ole Miss State
Southern Ole Miss
Southern Ole Miss
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ole Miss State
Southern Ole Miss
Southern Ole Miss
private eyes [one clap]
they're watching you [two claps]
they see your every move
they're watching you [two claps]
they see your every move
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
private eyes [one clap]
they're watching you [two claps]
they see your every move
they're watching you [two claps]
they see your every move
Also, "Fucking ESPN Minus for tonight's WSU-UW MBB."
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Also, "Fucking ESPN Minus for tonight's WSU-UW MBB."
"Unhinged with Krandi Bruse"
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"Unhinged with Krandi Bruse"
Me, not so long ago: "Fucking Pac-12 Network."
Me, now: "Fucking Peacock."
Me, now: "Fucking Peacock."
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me, not so long ago: "Fucking Pac-12 Network."
Me, now: "Fucking Peacock."
Me, now: "Fucking Peacock."