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Rusty Hammer (Thanksgiving Truther) 🦃🍂
@rustyhammer.bsky.social
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Distracted.

Elder Millennial he/him

Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on...

[pfp: White guy in dark sweater laying prone on a beach with a white orb menacingly/oppressively laying on his back]
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Finally scientist meme stating (top text) “Finally:” ; (bottom text) “memebrain”
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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My fave Good Boy™️ at #NoKings
NoKings rally, person with black leather jacket driving a motorcycle with a sidecar containing a barking dog. The sidecar is labeled “Norman’s Bark Mobile” Rally goers with signs in the background.
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Good bye Friends
Two female-presenting hands holding a smoked beef rib from Lewis BBQ over a plate of more beef ribs with a red/white striped table cloth under/in background
July 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Kid with Jurassic park night vision goggles consisting of two large lenses with 4green leds around the rim Blonde sister in background, likely judging him, sisterly
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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What the Actual FUCK
Apple News+ Editors' Pick Notification now They say God talks to them about politics. Donald Trump is listening. Read in Texas Monthly.
May 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Went to the Smallest Coast this weekend and visited Flamingo's Coffee Bar. Besides having a bunch of coffee drinks named for Taylor Swift songs, they are known for turning a shitty Yelp review into something good.

Cute spot and the coffee was really great too (I did not partake in a TS bev....)
Yelp Review for Flamingo's Coffee Bar 2 Stars Place was disgustingly pro-women and just walking inside I felt unwelcome as a male. Terrible business model, also a huge rip off of Mary Lou's with pink decor inside. Probably wouldn't return.
April 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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5 Stars tho 🏆🫶🏻
A hotel review by Phillip H. of Bridgeport, CT *5star graphic display* Nov 24, 2024 “I found poop on the bed, and the toilet started to explode water everywhere. This traumatized me and my family, and now I’m hydrophobic.” Two pictures showing black spots in the stitches of what we can assume in a mattress
April 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate.

Need some of this energy rn...
Civil war era newspaper full page stating, General Lee and his army have surrendered! Slavery and treason buried in the same grave. The there is a bald eagle in the middle, old timey-like On the left side, which would have been the top of the page as it is presented in landscape, it says Dawning of the day of peace. Ont the other side (bottom?) it says All honor to the gallant brave. The eagle has the usual arrows and olive branch in its talons. It also has a banner in its mouth that says America, by the grace of god, free and independent. Also, over the eagle's head it says, Liberty and union forever... there are energy beams emanating from these words
April 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Old Burger King add "Where's the Beef" but the meme text says "Where's the Whoosh" 3 older white ladies sitting facing the camera inspecting a burger with a smol patty of 'beef'
April 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Saint Paul #handsoff sign of note from Insta
Protest sign “Impeach him by the pussy”
April 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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In similar situations I live on Trader Joe’s Omega Trek Mix in the individual snack packs. Pocket sized and all.
Bag of Trader Joe’s Omega Trek mix in individual snack packs
March 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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bugs bunny 'no' meme
March 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Bugs Bunny ‘NO’ meme
January 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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TOS Scotty lookin a bit panicky
January 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The Manhattan at Map Room Lounge in the Boston Public Library. Really cool spot in a beautiful building. I love the rose branding on the ice cube.
Manhattan cocktail sitting on a dark bar top. Two cherries on a gold spear leaning on a singular large clear cube of ice. The ice has a large rose blossom ‘branded’ into the top side.
December 6, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Eat a Bag of Stinky Dicks GOP
I voted sticker on a hat. It is in the style of a child’s crayon drawing depicting The Old Man on the Mountain (RIP, King) with Stars n Stripes in the background
November 5, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Look at this cute bottle of gin! 😻 It pours out the gourd (at least I think it’s a gourd?)

#cats #blessed #kawaiimaybe
Bottle of Gunpowder Irish Gin shaped like an Asian cat figurine. It is smiling and waving and holding a gourd(?). The bottle is held by a white man’s hand
October 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Erin have you tried this style? There’s a learning curve but I think they’re the cat’s pj’s
Safe cutting can opener with mystery hands operating it
October 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Cover art for Last Action Hero OST MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE AC/DC ALICE IN CHAINS MEGADETH QUEENSRICHE DEF LEPPARD ANTHRAX AEROSMITH CYPRESS HILL FISHBONE TESLA MICHAEL KAMEN WITH BUCKETHEAD
October 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Mel Brroks as President Scroob from Spaceballs. His head is on backwards and he's spreading his coat tails to show his butt is where his crotch should be...
October 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Goob morning
Screenshot of an iPhone notification from WSJ saying “It’s suddenly cool to smell old”
October 5, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Computer enhance
A cropped photo of skinny white man legs with a dog’s leg showing betwixt
October 2, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Very strange, kinda misleading/clickbaity…. They are tracking a system but it’s on the 7 day forecast not imminent
Nhc 7 day Atlantic outlook showing multiple weather systems of interest but none near op’s AccuWeather graphic
September 29, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Harris / Walz Make Beers Pints Again
Empty glass on wood grained table with blue light; it is skinny and probably 7 floz
September 28, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Boston North End
Metal box on sidewalk with small tagging graffiti and a sticker of saying ‘Matt gaetz sucks’ and another one with a naked trump, there is a censored sign hanging in front of his junk
September 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM