Attention Penis Owners don’t go skinny dipping in the Amazon River. The Candiru pictured below aka Penis Fish will latch inside your pee hole 😂

Just came home after watching a horror flick at the cinemas The Strangers: Chapter 1. Why does every horror movie have a scene with a chick in the shower? 😂

Discovered FictionGPT for making AI stories. Wrote about my annoying housemate being an a$$. It was therapeutic 😂

Advertised a wet dry vacuum cleaner on Craigslist for $120. Received a message from a potential buyer will you take $50 without even looking at it. Sent back a message politely saying not until we meet in person i’ll negotiate. I wonder if they’ll reply back 😜

One of the accepted conventions as a nudist is when you sit on a chair always put a towel down. Well I might have sat on housemates couch sans towel 😜

He was being an ass.

Umm dude you can’t say you understand i’m in pain and then put a but the house rules in same sentence that doesn’t fly.
Rant over

I left this as an example because I have wiped down after you on numerous occasions and also mentioned it. I understand you are in pain but you still have rules and responsibilities as part of the room agreement any questions I'm happy to explain these tomorrow.

I have gone to bed, Just a reminder could you please clean up your dirty dishes and not leave them in the sink and wipe the beach between the kettle and oven as this hasn't been wiped after prep it has butter from the knife from the breakfast this morning.

Gotta love being neurodivergent and living in a share house. Here’s his latest whinge via text

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