Rosemary Williams
rustingunicorn.bsky.social
Rosemary Williams
@rustingunicorn.bsky.social
Author, crafter, Shardcaster, and all-around neurodivergent mess.
This adorable dumbass woke me at an obscene hour by walking across my pillow/hair. It is not acceptable for Mom to sleep through thunderstorms. Mom must be awake and available for him to burrow into and lick and trample so he can feel soothed.

(Poor boy is getting worse about storms as he ages.)
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There are approximately one zillion different anti-itch products on the market. Yet somehow, not a single one of them are as effective on a mosquito bite as 30 seconds with an ice pack.
August 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
TFW you momentarily forget a word and almost resort to saying "salad juice."

Dressing, self. It's dressing.
August 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Man, "douchecanoe billionaire techbros gain access to dismantle as much of the US government infrastructure as possible to pave the way to building their pet cyberpunk dystopia" was not on my 2025 bingo card. Maybe it should have been, but...it wasn't.
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So, I've been working on the European Portuguese module on a language app called Drops. It has a quiz mode that's designed to help you contextualize vocabulary, but sometimes you learn unexpected things. Like today I learned that "drinking" can be considered a hobby.

#TheMoreYouKnow
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Continuing in this year's holiday season Build Stuff or Make Stuff Glow spree: this weekend I built a stuff AND made it glow!
December 30, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Behold, the progress of four hours and my particular brand of unhingedness. Yes, I found this fun. Neurodivergent brain go brrrrr.
December 25, 2024 at 6:31 AM
There are days when you manage to find the perfect use for an unexpected bit of con swag. Today is that day. I now have a goblet full of Stormlight-infused spheres.
December 15, 2024 at 5:16 AM
My life has gotten a small butt measurable bit better since I trained the FB Reels algorithm to show me 90% dachshund videos. It doesn't negate all the absolute shit happening in the world right now, but it does help my blood pressure a little.
November 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Sometimes my dreams manifest in musical format. This morning, I cannot for the life of me give you the melody or lyrics, but please enjoy knowing that this morning my subconscious rhapsodized about the wisdom of taping the bag of screws to the bedframe when taking it apart for a move.
October 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM