Rustie
@rustie.bsky.social
Sewer socialist technocrat.
Infrastructure. Psephology. Shitposting.
Long-suffering Blues fan. 🏳️🌈 but bad at it. He/him. Not a pigeon.
Pōneke/Wellington, Ao/NZ
Infrastructure. Psephology. Shitposting.
Long-suffering Blues fan. 🏳️🌈 but bad at it. He/him. Not a pigeon.
Pōneke/Wellington, Ao/NZ
Ever since they started doing the woke football stickers in the UK this has been stuck in my head so hopefully posting gets it out.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Ever since they started doing the woke football stickers in the UK this has been stuck in my head so hopefully posting gets it out.
What's great about this is I thought I was paraphrasing Marx but it turns out I was paraphrasing a Twitter shitpost paraphrasing Marx in GWB voice.
August 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
What's great about this is I thought I was paraphrasing Marx but it turns out I was paraphrasing a Twitter shitpost paraphrasing Marx in GWB voice.
I could also add "BBC News" to this I guess.
July 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I could also add "BBC News" to this I guess.
Whichever Blues forward was holding on at the bottom of that final ruck:
May 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Whichever Blues forward was holding on at the bottom of that final ruck:
Fuckin around with the forsaken sigils again.
May 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Fuckin around with the forsaken sigils again.
The median Canadian voter:
April 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The median Canadian voter:
"Your mother and I are saying this because we love you and we're worried about you".
April 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
"Your mother and I are saying this because we love you and we're worried about you".
Every time this auto-captioned video pops up in my feed it cracks me up.
April 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Every time this auto-captioned video pops up in my feed it cracks me up.
Trade war on Christmas.
April 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trade war on Christmas.
Just remember when you're doing a trade war this is who you're imposing tariffs on uwu
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just remember when you're doing a trade war this is who you're imposing tariffs on uwu
Hope Brian's boys realise that the cops are there for their protection not ours.
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Hope Brian's boys realise that the cops are there for their protection not ours.
Very considerate of Wellington Pride to do a home visit so I don't have to bother leaving the house.
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Very considerate of Wellington Pride to do a home visit so I don't have to bother leaving the house.
A masterful gambit ma'am.
March 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A masterful gambit ma'am.
Deputising every mortgage belt dad who watches too much "Reacher" is going to end in violence, but not the kind proponents are hoping for.
February 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Deputising every mortgage belt dad who watches too much "Reacher" is going to end in violence, but not the kind proponents are hoping for.
Listen, strange Hollywood billionaires lyin' in ponds distributin' campaign funds is no basis for a system of government.
Do you people not remember we tried this already?
Do you people not remember we tried this already?
February 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Listen, strange Hollywood billionaires lyin' in ponds distributin' campaign funds is no basis for a system of government.
Do you people not remember we tried this already?
Do you people not remember we tried this already?
Yeah uh hi Kevin one question: how'd that movie end?
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Yeah uh hi Kevin one question: how'd that movie end?
See, this is why I refuse to give up the clock app.
February 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
See, this is why I refuse to give up the clock app.
