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@russrants.bsky.social
That one guy. No, the other one. Master in the paradox of being a smartass and a dumbass simultaneously. Woke since ‘89, Broke since ‘99, Smoke since ‘09

FUCK THE POLICE
True patriotism
July 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
lol there are still places in the beta where they refer to the new iOS as 19 instead of 26
June 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Skipping the glass and dipping straight out the bottle
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Needed a distraction from the world and the price of new switch so
I decided to reinstall android on my OG switch. Anyways here it is with android 11 and LineageOS running so I can stream games to it from other systems for some reason.
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
why…?
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Load bearing tractor
March 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Got home just in time to save this little guy from the walking terrors that are my cats
March 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
They stole my blanket.
March 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The tree has been erected and the SO is happy so a very successful day of football and decorating ending with s snow game. Not bad 🏈🎄
December 2, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Y’all I can play Pokémon on my wrist. It’s the future and it’s crazy. I don’t know if I need this but I definitely need this and I will be the master of killing small amounts of time anywhere I go now. Take that short attention span.
November 25, 2024 at 7:09 AM
The Chicago Bears Story
November 24, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Bird
November 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Lacking a desire to be on social media a lot right now but here’s a very good girl being a goober for some positive vibes
November 9, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Well I couldn’t not buy it
October 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Y’all this crab is too big
October 17, 2024 at 9:47 AM
21-26 405yds 5TDs. Lmfao it’s the first half. I know it’s Furman but damn.
September 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Derpy kitty 🐱😋
August 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
My girl sent me this on her way to work this morning and holy shit this continues to be funny as fuck.
July 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
My company is replacing some outdated equipment and I need to know who the hell was still rocking the BB 🤣🤣
July 20, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Enjoying the morning breeze
June 30, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Damn Jason I’m sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game.
June 29, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Working on the tummy tan.
June 22, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Searched on Arc browser for how to dump my switch games which I own and is legal and this was the result. Nintendo really has everyone paranoid as hell huh? Oh well you’ll never stop me Nintendo cops!! The internet always remembers.
June 22, 2024 at 6:47 AM
I help with laundry?
June 12, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Sweet a new android update for my Switch
May 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM