That feeling when you know Assad is done.

You seriously can't stay a few hours offline without the world coming up with some crazy shit.

Mr. Putin, we just received news that there is a possible coup in Syria. Assad might soon face the fate of Gaddafi.

Rumors are, you are next

The modifications of Russian tanks never stop. The latest developments of these mobile sheds offer 3* accommodation, water toilet, showers and 360 degree protection.

The Meat Cube ERA is usually alive at the start of the assault, but gets converted to fertilizer after.

It's not the current exchange rate of the Ruble which should worry you.

It's the trendline of the exchange rate of the Ruble which should worry you

It's all fun and games in the trenches. And free vodka, nice girls and you get paid well if you die in a meat assault.

Well, that is, if we recover your body. Otherwise, we mark you as a traitor and your family goes to the gulag in Siberia without a single cent, which is about 1 trillion Rubles.

So after yesterday's strike with Storm Shadow, I to my own surprise woke up alive today.

We crossed another one of those famous Russian red lines and nothing happened.

When Elon renamed Twitter to X, I never understood why would someone destroy one of the most recognizable brands and name it X. What does X mean? What does it stand for.

And then I understood - X as in EXIT.

Thank you Austrian Airlines for explaining it to the world.

We iNtErcEptEd All sTorM ShAdOw Missiles and I am not a clown

So their plan is to sit out the war in a basement full of rotting bodies?

Really amazed by the Trump cabinet nominations so far.

I personally was rooting for Col. Sanders to take over DoD and I was totally shocked he didn't put Dr. Pepper in charge of Department of Health.

Russian bloggers when they hear that Ukraine is free to use long range missiles for deep strikes into Russia

So eine Schweinerei!

With a massive exodus from Twitter (fuck you Elon, I will never call it X) I wonder, how long will it take before he comes with some kind of bogus lawsuit against BlueSky?

We are telling the truth. Believe us! Or else!

I said everybody is welcome to our new BlueSky profile.

Except these two. They ain't getting in!