Badly Translated Russian Memes
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I translate баян memes without propaganda.
Nothing here is made by me — I am creatively bankrupt
Being gay/fruity is not propaganda. 🌈🏳️⚧️
Nothing here is made by me — I am creatively bankrupt
Being gay/fruity is not propaganda. 🌈🏳️⚧️
Man: Me after higher education
Top:
Doors (left to right) - Open a business, do career, develop as a specialist
Bottom:
Man kicks in new door labeled "settle on the first available job because there is fuck all to eat"
Top:
Doors (left to right) - Open a business, do career, develop as a specialist
Bottom:
Man kicks in new door labeled "settle on the first available job because there is fuck all to eat"
May 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Man: Me after higher education
Top:
Doors (left to right) - Open a business, do career, develop as a specialist
Bottom:
Man kicks in new door labeled "settle on the first available job because there is fuck all to eat"
Top:
Doors (left to right) - Open a business, do career, develop as a specialist
Bottom:
Man kicks in new door labeled "settle on the first available job because there is fuck all to eat"
1: Good morning Constantine! I blocked myself while logging into 1C)) I only entered it wrong one time. Help me, please
2: Good morning. One minute
2: Try it
1: I got in, thank you.
2: Good morning. One minute
2: Try it
1: I got in, thank you.
May 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
1: Good morning Constantine! I blocked myself while logging into 1C)) I only entered it wrong one time. Help me, please
2: Good morning. One minute
2: Try it
1: I got in, thank you.
2: Good morning. One minute
2: Try it
1: I got in, thank you.
Any pizza can have mushrooms if
if you are patient
if you are patient
May 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Any pizza can have mushrooms if
if you are patient
if you are patient
2 coffees,
0 breakfasts
0 breakfasts
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
2 coffees,
0 breakfasts
0 breakfasts
Me at 8 in the morning: my body is a temple
Me at 8 in the evening: well even a temple isn't open 24/7...
Me at 8 in the evening: well even a temple isn't open 24/7...
February 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me at 8 in the morning: my body is a temple
Me at 8 in the evening: well even a temple isn't open 24/7...
Me at 8 in the evening: well even a temple isn't open 24/7...
I go home, knowing that there will not be a second date, but at least now she knows what microservice architecture is
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I go home, knowing that there will not be a second date, but at least now she knows what microservice architecture is
Within me are 2 sides:
(Left) Disappear for a couple months
(Right) 6 new posts in 1 minute
(Left) Disappear for a couple months
(Right) 6 new posts in 1 minute
February 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Within me are 2 sides:
(Left) Disappear for a couple months
(Right) 6 new posts in 1 minute
(Left) Disappear for a couple months
(Right) 6 new posts in 1 minute
Panel 1: 8 hours of gaming
Panel 2: 2 minutes of talking with a person
Panel 2: 2 minutes of talking with a person
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Panel 1: 8 hours of gaming
Panel 2: 2 minutes of talking with a person
Panel 2: 2 minutes of talking with a person
Am I a good hostess? No.
Do I want to get better? Also no.
By the way, the cake is made of shit.
Do I want to get better? Also no.
By the way, the cake is made of shit.
February 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Am I a good hostess? No.
Do I want to get better? Also no.
By the way, the cake is made of shit.
Do I want to get better? Also no.
By the way, the cake is made of shit.
lets hang out
1. i only know how to talk about work
2. i constantly whine about how fed up i am with work
3. i stink of work
4. im a hard worker
1. i only know how to talk about work
2. i constantly whine about how fed up i am with work
3. i stink of work
4. im a hard worker
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
lets hang out
1. i only know how to talk about work
2. i constantly whine about how fed up i am with work
3. i stink of work
4. im a hard worker
1. i only know how to talk about work
2. i constantly whine about how fed up i am with work
3. i stink of work
4. im a hard worker
Left side: Weak aura "What if I can't handle my work responsibilities and let my boss down"
Right side: Strong aura "They sure picked the right person. It's their own fault"
Right side: Strong aura "They sure picked the right person. It's their own fault"
February 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Left side: Weak aura "What if I can't handle my work responsibilities and let my boss down"
Right side: Strong aura "They sure picked the right person. It's their own fault"
Right side: Strong aura "They sure picked the right person. It's their own fault"
*Nothing happening*
Shampoo in the bathroom:
Shampoo in the bathroom:
February 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
*Nothing happening*
Shampoo in the bathroom:
Shampoo in the bathroom:
Me when I made a sacastic joke, but everyone thought that I was just an idiot
"If you are faster than the speed of light then you forever live in shadow"
"If you are faster than the speed of light then you forever live in shadow"
February 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me when I made a sacastic joke, but everyone thought that I was just an idiot
"If you are faster than the speed of light then you forever live in shadow"
"If you are faster than the speed of light then you forever live in shadow"
Panel 1: Please give me something to finish. Brain: No
Panel 2: Please give me something to start. Brain: No
Panel 2: Please give me something to start. Brain: No
February 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Panel 1: Please give me something to finish. Brain: No
Panel 2: Please give me something to start. Brain: No
Panel 2: Please give me something to start. Brain: No
my face after i ordered a book on how to decieve people but it didnt come
February 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my face after i ordered a book on how to decieve people but it didnt come
извини что пропал, собираю шитпосты
sorry ive not been posting, i've been collecting shitposts
sorry ive not been posting, i've been collecting shitposts
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
извини что пропал, собираю шитпосты
sorry ive not been posting, i've been collecting shitposts
sorry ive not been posting, i've been collecting shitposts
сегодня пятница тогда бухаем!
January 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
сегодня пятница тогда бухаем!
Добро пожаловать в русскоязычную среду, вот мем специально для тебя))
"russian twitter: not enough money to live
english twitter: not enough money to live
spanish twitter: not enough money to live
norsk twitter: not enough money to live
what i studied languages to be in depression?"
"russian twitter: not enough money to live
english twitter: not enough money to live
spanish twitter: not enough money to live
norsk twitter: not enough money to live
what i studied languages to be in depression?"
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Добро пожаловать в русскоязычную среду, вот мем специально для тебя))
"russian twitter: not enough money to live
english twitter: not enough money to live
spanish twitter: not enough money to live
norsk twitter: not enough money to live
what i studied languages to be in depression?"
"russian twitter: not enough money to live
english twitter: not enough money to live
spanish twitter: not enough money to live
norsk twitter: not enough money to live
what i studied languages to be in depression?"
Panel 1: Teacher explains a new topic
Panel 2: Teacher tells story about his/her divorce 10 years ago
Panel 2: Teacher tells story about his/her divorce 10 years ago
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Panel 1: Teacher explains a new topic
Panel 2: Teacher tells story about his/her divorce 10 years ago
Panel 2: Teacher tells story about his/her divorce 10 years ago
A: Hi
B: Hi
A: I'm looking for a veeeeeeeery playful kittygirl) if this is you say "nya"
B: nya
A: What's your name?)
B: anton
B: Hi
A: I'm looking for a veeeeeeeery playful kittygirl) if this is you say "nya"
B: nya
A: What's your name?)
B: anton
November 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
A: Hi
B: Hi
A: I'm looking for a veeeeeeeery playful kittygirl) if this is you say "nya"
B: nya
A: What's your name?)
B: anton
B: Hi
A: I'm looking for a veeeeeeeery playful kittygirl) if this is you say "nya"
B: nya
A: What's your name?)
B: anton
Me, when a robber breaks into my house and starts to search for money:
"I'll search with you"
"I'll search with you"
November 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Me, when a robber breaks into my house and starts to search for money:
"I'll search with you"
"I'll search with you"
When your name is used in the math assignment and in it you have 500 mangos
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
When your name is used in the math assignment and in it you have 500 mangos
Look this is how long Lebron James has been in the NBA
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Look this is how long Lebron James has been in the NBA
"Why should we hire you?"
(wallet) <- no money
(frog) <- wants money
(wallet) <- no money
(frog) <- wants money
November 22, 2024 at 3:50 PM
"Why should we hire you?"
(wallet) <- no money
(frog) <- wants money
(wallet) <- no money
(frog) <- wants money