John Tavares scored his 500th career goal in garbage time of a 6-3 loss to Columbus in a game that nobody is watching. That’s got to be the worst 500th career goal of all time.

But isn’t that one interference if it’s icing? He can’t both be eligible to be hit because he touched the puck AND not have touched the puck. I’m not looking for a penalty there, but I can see why the Habs would want the icing waived off.

If you give up a goal to Nikolas Matinpalo you have to leave the game. It’s a rule.

Cranberry chicken at Johnny Farina’s deli counter. With a side Caesar salad where they put lots of the best parts of what make Caesars so good. Hands down.

The theme of this party’s the industrial age, and you came in dressed like a train wreck.

The Ottawa Public Library has both available to borrow from a few branches. You could test the both out and see.

Even Weakerthan.

*filter for RHD*
*sort by height*

Me: Ooh!

Mendes covered this in his Sens lottery piece in the Athletic, and this is how it works. It means the Sens have a very small chance at picking third: if Philly wins the first draw and moves to second, the Sens could win the second draw and move to third.

Town: Let’s put up a sign that says LGBTQ people are welcome.

Townspeople: Whoa whoa whoa, we wouldn’t want to give anybody the wrong idea.

Feels like Rielly could be getting a VISIT from DOPS for that.

That feels like the longest goal possible.

It was refreshing to see her chuckle about it rather than fake incredulous outraged.

There’s too much talent for things to go like this every game. It feels inevitable at this point.

Imagine having the top two players from the draft signed to value contracts through their 21-29 year old seasons.