Russell
@russellperry.bsky.social
Started June 22, 2023… should have started 35 minutes later… I have no idea what I’m going to do with this social…
Dont u just hate when youre putting on ur socks while standing but u clip ur lil toe causing u to fall over and hit ur head then when youre in the hospital u develop a few infections then a nurse steals ur identity and buys a cruise for her family to the Caribbean? I just when then that happens
March 11, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Dont u just hate when youre putting on ur socks while standing but u clip ur lil toe causing u to fall over and hit ur head then when youre in the hospital u develop a few infections then a nurse steals ur identity and buys a cruise for her family to the Caribbean? I just when then that happens
Little known secret:
If you park exceptionally well then cops can issue what’s known as a reverse parking ticket, you mail it in and the city writes you a check.
That said, if you have never received one of these.. then you’re not even good at parking cars..
If you park exceptionally well then cops can issue what’s known as a reverse parking ticket, you mail it in and the city writes you a check.
That said, if you have never received one of these.. then you’re not even good at parking cars..
December 22, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Little known secret:
If you park exceptionally well then cops can issue what’s known as a reverse parking ticket, you mail it in and the city writes you a check.
That said, if you have never received one of these.. then you’re not even good at parking cars..
If you park exceptionally well then cops can issue what’s known as a reverse parking ticket, you mail it in and the city writes you a check.
That said, if you have never received one of these.. then you’re not even good at parking cars..
Listening to Disney Pandora while giving girls a bath
4yod: what’s this song?
Me: I don’t know but it sounds like dick van dyke
2yod: Yeah
Me: oh you know who dick can dyke is?
2yod: yeah
Me: time for you to learn some new words..
2yod: yeah
4yod: what’s this song?
Me: I don’t know but it sounds like dick van dyke
2yod: Yeah
Me: oh you know who dick can dyke is?
2yod: yeah
Me: time for you to learn some new words..
2yod: yeah
October 4, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Listening to Disney Pandora while giving girls a bath
4yod: what’s this song?
Me: I don’t know but it sounds like dick van dyke
2yod: Yeah
Me: oh you know who dick can dyke is?
2yod: yeah
Me: time for you to learn some new words..
2yod: yeah
4yod: what’s this song?
Me: I don’t know but it sounds like dick van dyke
2yod: Yeah
Me: oh you know who dick can dyke is?
2yod: yeah
Me: time for you to learn some new words..
2yod: yeah
FINE I guess I’ll start a Twitch stream of just me sleeping and make tons of money
August 13, 2023 at 5:58 AM
FINE I guess I’ll start a Twitch stream of just me sleeping and make tons of money
Hold up. If Wario and Waluigi are the exact opposites of Mario and Luigi… and Mario and Luigi’s jobs are to unclog toilets… what are Wario and Waluigi’s jobs…?
August 1, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Hold up. If Wario and Waluigi are the exact opposites of Mario and Luigi… and Mario and Luigi’s jobs are to unclog toilets… what are Wario and Waluigi’s jobs…?
I’m nearly 40 years old, and APPARENTLY the correct way to English now is 1 space after a period?!? Ok society changing, accepting everything is cool and all, don’t get most of it but it’s not my life and people can live theirs however they see fit, but 1 space instead of 2 is a bridge too far!
July 29, 2023 at 5:51 AM
I’m nearly 40 years old, and APPARENTLY the correct way to English now is 1 space after a period?!? Ok society changing, accepting everything is cool and all, don’t get most of it but it’s not my life and people can live theirs however they see fit, but 1 space instead of 2 is a bridge too far!
If Sofia Vergara is finally single, should I gamble and break up with my wife to be free to pursue her, or do I keep my wife on the side while Sofia and I travel the world?
July 25, 2023 at 8:12 AM
If Sofia Vergara is finally single, should I gamble and break up with my wife to be free to pursue her, or do I keep my wife on the side while Sofia and I travel the world?
This is a gentle reminder that there are still people out there that think NFTs are kewl…
July 24, 2023 at 9:49 AM
This is a gentle reminder that there are still people out there that think NFTs are kewl…
I was just at a pizza place where a guy ordered a sub with “toMAHtoes” and not “toMAYtoes”
This is top 3 “urge to kill” moments of my life…
This is top 3 “urge to kill” moments of my life…
July 19, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I was just at a pizza place where a guy ordered a sub with “toMAHtoes” and not “toMAYtoes”
This is top 3 “urge to kill” moments of my life…
This is top 3 “urge to kill” moments of my life…
Watching @Ridiculousness at 4am, and I want to inform you that yes in 2023 there’s still commercials for “chat lines with hot chicks”
July 19, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Watching @Ridiculousness at 4am, and I want to inform you that yes in 2023 there’s still commercials for “chat lines with hot chicks”
Ok, looking for advice. I was just hanging out, minding my own business, living my best life when (and in my opinion this was NO FAULT of my own) all of a sudden World War 2 broke out 85 years ago… #AITA ??
July 17, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Ok, looking for advice. I was just hanging out, minding my own business, living my best life when (and in my opinion this was NO FAULT of my own) all of a sudden World War 2 broke out 85 years ago… #AITA ??
I think Ron Desantis has such a bone to pick with Disney because when he saw Frozen for the first time Elsa made him feel naughty in his No-No area
July 9, 2023 at 10:24 PM
I think Ron Desantis has such a bone to pick with Disney because when he saw Frozen for the first time Elsa made him feel naughty in his No-No area
I have nothing against Patton Oswalt… that said I really can’t stand him in every TV show for a few episodes. He’s the same character over and over again. Not every show needs a bumbling smart-alicky pseudo nerd.
July 7, 2023 at 2:15 PM
I have nothing against Patton Oswalt… that said I really can’t stand him in every TV show for a few episodes. He’s the same character over and over again. Not every show needs a bumbling smart-alicky pseudo nerd.
Literally how I found out about Threads
I was out today and saw one between elderly/middle aged woman talking to another.
W1: I just signed up for threads today
W2: what’s that?
W1: it’s Twitter, but for us!
W2: sounds like fun!
And then I looked up what threads was.
I was out today and saw one between elderly/middle aged woman talking to another.
W1: I just signed up for threads today
W2: what’s that?
W1: it’s Twitter, but for us!
W2: sounds like fun!
And then I looked up what threads was.
July 6, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Literally how I found out about Threads
I was out today and saw one between elderly/middle aged woman talking to another.
W1: I just signed up for threads today
W2: what’s that?
W1: it’s Twitter, but for us!
W2: sounds like fun!
And then I looked up what threads was.
I was out today and saw one between elderly/middle aged woman talking to another.
W1: I just signed up for threads today
W2: what’s that?
W1: it’s Twitter, but for us!
W2: sounds like fun!
And then I looked up what threads was.
I’ll bet a dollar that Caitlyn Jenner is still going to vote Republican…
July 4, 2023 at 8:10 AM
I’ll bet a dollar that Caitlyn Jenner is still going to vote Republican…
Umm… fans of young adult?
July 4, 2023 at 7:30 AM
Umm… fans of young adult?
Season 13 #fallout 76 explosive bullet buff, you’re going to have to see it to believe it..
Super Duper Explosive Bullets- Fallout 76 #fallout76 #gaming #countryroads #xbox #vaulttec
When they say explosive bullets, they weren’t kidding!
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June 30, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Season 13 #fallout 76 explosive bullet buff, you’re going to have to see it to believe it..
Just blew my 4 year old daughter’s mind. I gave her some peaches with dinner and started singing Peaches by Jack Black and she goes 🤯 “I’m eating peaches! Like in that song! And the Princess’ name is Peach! And this is a peach! 🤯🤯🤯”
June 29, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Just blew my 4 year old daughter’s mind. I gave her some peaches with dinner and started singing Peaches by Jack Black and she goes 🤯 “I’m eating peaches! Like in that song! And the Princess’ name is Peach! And this is a peach! 🤯🤯🤯”
Anyone have the capital to start a private submarine tour to the titanic with me? Sounds like there’s a supply issue for that demand… our company motto: “the competition will crush you like a can” or “we’ll let you visit the titanic instead of joining her forever!”
June 29, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Anyone have the capital to start a private submarine tour to the titanic with me? Sounds like there’s a supply issue for that demand… our company motto: “the competition will crush you like a can” or “we’ll let you visit the titanic instead of joining her forever!”
#fallout Fallout 76- Melee kills only are the worst
Fallout 76- Melee kills only are the worst #shorts #annoying #fallout76 #wasteland #vaulttec
Melee only kills are just so annoying
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June 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM
#fallout Fallout 76- Melee kills only are the worst
I’m thinking we need to start a pool betting on when Prigozhin winds up with an ax in his head. I’m picking Aug 11. It’s a date close enough that it’s a warning to other but far enough away that GOP can say people die naturally of axes to the head all the time it has nothing to do with Putin.
June 26, 2023 at 11:58 PM
I’m thinking we need to start a pool betting on when Prigozhin winds up with an ax in his head. I’m picking Aug 11. It’s a date close enough that it’s a warning to other but far enough away that GOP can say people die naturally of axes to the head all the time it has nothing to do with Putin.
At work today I told a joke so funny HR is calling me down to hear it personally
June 26, 2023 at 7:13 AM
At work today I told a joke so funny HR is calling me down to hear it personally
Here on the brand new social… With no proof whatsoever I’m confident I’m the first person to talk about the new season of Black Mirror… even though it’s been out for maybe a week.
June 25, 2023 at 7:45 AM
Here on the brand new social… With no proof whatsoever I’m confident I’m the first person to talk about the new season of Black Mirror… even though it’s been out for maybe a week.