Not getting in to the USA
russellnashmcleod.bsky.social
Not getting in to the USA
@russellnashmcleod.bsky.social
I like to drink beer and wind people up (on other platforms)..
"her CD changer is full of singers that are mad at their dad".

Still a funny line 🤣
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who is Tyler Nol, why do some people think he is linked to Autism?
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Youtube threw some 80s music videos at me this evening.
Berlinda Carlisle, had such a crush on her in my teens.
Looking back, I had good taste, she may be totally to blame for for my infatuation with red heads.

And Carol Decker.
August 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He finally got off the train, to take a shot in the dark about what comes next.

Bark at the moon man, as much as you want.
July 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's always amazed me how some people can eat chocolate with their bare hands.
I've seen people take a mars bar out of the wrapper and slowly eat it.
If I touch room temperature chocolate it melts in half a second.
June 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The hammerhead corvette didn't make it out..
May 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What bluesky, no trending for the ESC?
May 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Music can shine a light on your soul y it can lay you bare to the world.
For example, how you interpret "come on Eileen".
April 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A remake of the naked gun.
Not sure that'll be good.
Even with Liam Neeson in it...
April 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Guillermo Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities is, well, it's like a modern creepshow where someone said "yeah, humour, maybe just go with the gore and suspense".
Quite a few well know actors in there as well..
April 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One of my secret pleasures is, at the end of the day, taking my socks off and picking the fluff from under my toenails..
April 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I think you missed an opportunity here.

Today's episode of US government is brought to you today buy the letters G O P, the number 52* and the colours red and orange.

*which I'm using as the Senate majority..
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just boiled 5kgs* of potatoes in the vain hope that last the family 3 days, it will be one and a half.

*for my American friends this is about 6.456 horse ankles.
April 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At some point in life you realise you are not Dalton, your Garret.
Then you realise your actually the drunk extra in the bar..
April 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One of the best intros I can remember was a TV into in the UK (Type Tees TV) for the movie "Double impact".

Now, twice the Van Damage..

Still cracks me up. Don't know who delivered it, don't know who wrote it.. Good tjougj.
April 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fred Flintstone was one of the major steriotypes of the man who never gets around to things.
He was all "yabba dabba do", never "yabba dabba did" or ever got anything "yabba dabba done".
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just searched for people with my surname.
There are not many so I'll follow them.
If you're one don't get creeed put, just trying to see how far the name went.
We're probably related somewhere down the line..
March 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I remember being very disappointed when I found out that the foot version of a thumb was wasn't toe-fu..
March 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Misunderstanding lyrics/song titles can get you on all kinds of embarrassing trouble.

For example the popular song about Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners...
March 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Listening to some 80s/early 90s pop and rock.
I'm not saying other music times were bad, but that time was pretty cool.
March 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
After various chats, reflection and thought I am happy to say I am not racist, sexist or homophobic.

I am however a snob. I will judge you on your behaviour, how you talk and carry yourself.

Being British this is culturally allowed and sanctioned by the King.
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Our toaster sounds like the first few notes of the intro from "stronger" by Brittany Spears.

Which is ironic as it doesn't toast any differently to any other toaster..
March 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I've watched the first episodes of both UK and US ghosts.
Can we stop just remaking each other's comedy series. The originals are usually better.
US Red Dwarf was worse than dental work and the UK version of golden girls was bad. At best we usually manage "it's ok, but the original was better".
March 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Just saw Germany's eurovision song contest emtey.
No points this year..
Maybe a few from Austria (the artists are from Austria).

Just looking for the UK entry..
March 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM