Russell Miller
@russellisthename.bsky.social
Mostly here for the brauts
Disney getting all that juicy Fubo free trial data today from college football degenerates in their ESPN price gouging proxy war with YouTube is just amazing technological dystopia.
Skynet wasn’t this ruthlessly efficient.
Skynet wasn’t this ruthlessly efficient.
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Disney getting all that juicy Fubo free trial data today from college football degenerates in their ESPN price gouging proxy war with YouTube is just amazing technological dystopia.
Skynet wasn’t this ruthlessly efficient.
Skynet wasn’t this ruthlessly efficient.
Sean Dyche is bringing back defensive low block and praying for dipshit penalties by your enemies back to the game we love
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sean Dyche is bringing back defensive low block and praying for dipshit penalties by your enemies back to the game we love
Variety going accidental Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on the AI actress
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Variety going accidental Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on the AI actress
Beverly Hills 90210 catching strays in the Bill Simmons Reddit
September 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Beverly Hills 90210 catching strays in the Bill Simmons Reddit
Robert Redford, fashion icon
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Robert Redford, fashion icon
No corporate malfeasance can ever damage the reliable design dullness of the barf bag.
September 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
No corporate malfeasance can ever damage the reliable design dullness of the barf bag.
I’m going to trudge through this fall hopefully to get to see the December Premier League gift that is Ruben Amorim vs Graham Potter in the El Sackico
August 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m going to trudge through this fall hopefully to get to see the December Premier League gift that is Ruben Amorim vs Graham Potter in the El Sackico
You know you have a drinking problem when you can't down a beer without turning into the Picasso of racism.
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You know you have a drinking problem when you can't down a beer without turning into the Picasso of racism.
Cleveland Browns collect suspected creeps like a truly heinous Madame Tussauds
August 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cleveland Browns collect suspected creeps like a truly heinous Madame Tussauds
Hollywood FC thought they were going to beat Football Manager Nerd Will Still in his opening match?
Please.
Please.
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hollywood FC thought they were going to beat Football Manager Nerd Will Still in his opening match?
Please.
Please.
Rob Lowe casually interrupting a kickball game for potential viral video fame was not appreciated by the ultimate weeknight warriors crowd
August 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Rob Lowe casually interrupting a kickball game for potential viral video fame was not appreciated by the ultimate weeknight warriors crowd
SB Nation will never beat the slapdash allegations that Vox always imposed on them
August 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
SB Nation will never beat the slapdash allegations that Vox always imposed on them
A Night at the Roxbury TikTok to cleanse a truly middling mess that was dropping my ice cream on the garage floor
July 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A Night at the Roxbury TikTok to cleanse a truly middling mess that was dropping my ice cream on the garage floor
The Inbetweeners reuniting at the Oasis reunion concert warms my anglophile heart
July 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Inbetweeners reuniting at the Oasis reunion concert warms my anglophile heart
My one and only thought on the prospectus of Deandre Ayton’s future employment:
June 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My one and only thought on the prospectus of Deandre Ayton’s future employment:
Brazilian teams when they dominate in the United States:
June 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Brazilian teams when they dominate in the United States:
Peak Male Physical Activity
April 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Peak Male Physical Activity
Gay Perry shall live forever in all our hearts
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gay Perry shall live forever in all our hearts
Mailman Reborn
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mailman Reborn
Preserving the original recipes of time limited comedy gold for future lipstick stained Valentino bags everywhere
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Preserving the original recipes of time limited comedy gold for future lipstick stained Valentino bags everywhere
If Atalanta can weather this upcoming Serie A slate clean, that title is within striking distance.
March 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If Atalanta can weather this upcoming Serie A slate clean, that title is within striking distance.
CBS brass saw those chase sequences McDermott was enduring and said that was enough for their eyes to see
Carry on my Wayward FBI Boss
Carry on my Wayward FBI Boss
March 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
CBS brass saw those chase sequences McDermott was enduring and said that was enough for their eyes to see
Carry on my Wayward FBI Boss
Carry on my Wayward FBI Boss
Cam’ron, the patron saint of inarticulate basketball takes
December 18, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Cam’ron, the patron saint of inarticulate basketball takes
Ted Kaczynski influence in 2024 is a testament to the importance of a fascinating and alluring police sketch.
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Ted Kaczynski influence in 2024 is a testament to the importance of a fascinating and alluring police sketch.