A long time ago, there were only three major broadcast networks. They all ran their news divisions at a loss, considering it a public service. Profit was not a consideration. Just saying.

If you're a Trump supporter, I don't want to be your friend. If you prefer Van Hagar to Roth era Van Halen, I really really don't want to be your friend.

Quick survey. Which is the better vacation destination:
1. Bermuda
2. Iowa

My cat's 5 favorite potato chips:
1. Utz
2. Ruffles
3. Lay's
4. Found on the kitchen floor
5. Store brand

My grandma lied to me. There's nothing healthy about my appetite.

A friend once invited me to join his church, saying they have great live music during services. I told him I'm an atheist who saw Van Halen live in 1981, so I'll pass.

My starter pack was 13 records, cassettes or eight tracks for a penny.

I'm going to start calling meatloaf hamburger brisket. So there.

If the news is stressing you out, you could always watch Requiem For A Dream for something light and less-horrifying by comparison

A good diet idea for me would be to eliminate the 40% of my diet that comes from the dollar store.

Underrated band. Really thought they might break big.

Hear me out, streaming platforms: A behind the scenes docudrama about America's Test Kitchen.