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Russell Falcon
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Writer. Reporter. Philly. Lover of horror movies, bad movies and bad horror movies 🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him) |

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Yall seem to be having fun and that’s nice to see
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Grammy noms are pretty good tbh. It’s nice to see some of the huge typical Grammy gobblers (either weren’t eligible or didn’t release) aren’t in the conversation and sucking up all the oxygen
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Coming to understand I just don’t “get” Magdalena Bay even though they should be a knock out for me. They’re not experimental or pop enough and I need them to go in either direction
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re literally Shelly Miscavige
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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My podcast @scaresshapedus.bsky.social is less than 40 followers away from 1,000 and I would love to hit that milestone by Halloween. If you like the show, tell your friends to give us a follow!
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hate how every kid in a book is precocious. Like, stupid kids exist, let them be represented
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yeah I love classic Madonna
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s true. I’m the Phillies Karen
September 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“He’s sooo 😭” - me seeing Josh O’Connor at any time
September 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I got yelled at today for saying Sabrina Carpenter makes the same kind of music Benson Boone gets made fun of for but I stand by it
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Hey, if you like me or my writing, I'm doing a new thing. Consider this a soft launch. I'd be grateful if you went to this link and signed up for what's coming.

matthewjacksonwrites.com/coming-soon/
Good Evening
My name's Matthew, and I'll be your host. I'm a journalist, a critic, a member of the Horror Writers Association, a fiction writer, a cinephile, a sicko, a sometime film scholar, and yet another one ...
matthewjacksonwrites.com
August 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Genuinely feel like I don’t understand what Montessori schools are. Is it just for Italians
August 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Police's "Every Breath You Take" is a 10/10 song. It's so intimate and does such a good job of conjuring the feeling it's describing. It's also in my register, so I love doing it at karaoke
August 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They’re so gay friendship coded
August 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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For @popheist.com , I wrote about the gay couple in WEAPONS and, before you throw tomatoes, why I *don't* think they're portrayal is homophobic but still kinda hated their chapter popheist.com/weapons-gay-...
Let's Talk About the Gay Couple in 'Weapons' - Pop Heist
'Weapons' isn't homophobic by any means, but sometimes things can come off slightly problematic even when there are no ill intentions.
popheist.com
August 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’ll actually be calling it “Ms. Now,” in a sassy voice
August 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Gen Alpha is OBSESSED with Anne Murray
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Something annoying about gay media is them mainly doing stuff like “x celeb dropped a selfie and they gays are feral” or “Curious about gooning?”… At your big age? No sex-negativity intended but there are real gay issues in the world. Why are we still acting like fresh out the closet 20 year olds
August 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Weapons is not a better version of Longlegs and I’m done tolerating yall saying this
August 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Have just listened to the lyrics of Dave Matthews Band's "Crash" for the first time and why does he get freaky and start talking about "hike up your skirt" halfway through!? Excuse me? No? Sir, this is a Dave Matthews song
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Far too many people think film/music/art appreciation means only saying nice things about the thing in question
August 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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When you see this in the opening credits at the repertory theatre you know the movie is gonna slapppp
August 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Really lovely how in like 2010 I was all about Kanye West, Ariel Pink and Azealia Banks and was excited to spend my life loving them
July 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Have never lived in buildings facing other people but is it commonly accepted that at some point your neighbors are going to accidentally see you naked because we all know each other pretty well
July 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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we've lost the art of cutting high-waisted, full legged trousers that will show off a man's buttocks
July 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM