Russian Embassy in USA 🇺🇦
@rusembusa.bsky.social
🇺🇦Official Bluesky feed of Fake Russian Embassy in the USA🇺🇦
(Under New Management)
Slava Ukraini
Skeets in Russian @russiainusa.bsky.social
Closeted #NAFO #нафо Supporters (shh, is secret)
1600 Pennsylvania Ave, N.W., Washington, DC
(Under New Management)
Slava Ukraini
Skeets in Russian @russiainusa.bsky.social
Closeted #NAFO #нафо Supporters (shh, is secret)
1600 Pennsylvania Ave, N.W., Washington, DC
Official Embassy Statement:
We have been speechless these past 3 weeks, because, for once, Russia's geopolitical chicanery did not require us to lie.
We wish to sincerely thank these men for bringing so much joy & laughter to Embassy staff in recent weeks & providing a much-needed boost to morale.
We have been speechless these past 3 weeks, because, for once, Russia's geopolitical chicanery did not require us to lie.
We wish to sincerely thank these men for bringing so much joy & laughter to Embassy staff in recent weeks & providing a much-needed boost to morale.
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Official Embassy Statement:
We have been speechless these past 3 weeks, because, for once, Russia's geopolitical chicanery did not require us to lie.
We wish to sincerely thank these men for bringing so much joy & laughter to Embassy staff in recent weeks & providing a much-needed boost to morale.
We have been speechless these past 3 weeks, because, for once, Russia's geopolitical chicanery did not require us to lie.
We wish to sincerely thank these men for bringing so much joy & laughter to Embassy staff in recent weeks & providing a much-needed boost to morale.
Official Embassy Position:
We certainly hope so. (Posting for a friend.)
We certainly hope so. (Posting for a friend.)
January 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Official Embassy Position:
We certainly hope so. (Posting for a friend.)
We certainly hope so. (Posting for a friend.)
Official Embassy Position:
Who knew God was a former KGB agent?
Who knew God was a former KGB agent?
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Official Embassy Position:
Who knew God was a former KGB agent?
Who knew God was a former KGB agent?
Official embassy position:
Vice President Trump's voters and his sycophants in the Republican Party will believe anything we tell them -- whether we say it on Russian State TV or through one of our many Useful Idiots in Trump's inner circle. Enjoy your oligarchy, #MAGAMorons, hahahaha!
Vice President Trump's voters and his sycophants in the Republican Party will believe anything we tell them -- whether we say it on Russian State TV or through one of our many Useful Idiots in Trump's inner circle. Enjoy your oligarchy, #MAGAMorons, hahahaha!
December 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Official embassy position:
Vice President Trump's voters and his sycophants in the Republican Party will believe anything we tell them -- whether we say it on Russian State TV or through one of our many Useful Idiots in Trump's inner circle. Enjoy your oligarchy, #MAGAMorons, hahahaha!
Vice President Trump's voters and his sycophants in the Republican Party will believe anything we tell them -- whether we say it on Russian State TV or through one of our many Useful Idiots in Trump's inner circle. Enjoy your oligarchy, #MAGAMorons, hahahaha!
Official embassy position:
We really miss the good old days.
We really miss the good old days.
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Official embassy position:
We really miss the good old days.
We really miss the good old days.
Official embassy position:
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
December 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Official embassy position:
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
Official Embassy position: We are big fans of presidential pardons, provided they are given to the right sort of people.
December 2, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Official Embassy position: We are big fans of presidential pardons, provided they are given to the right sort of people.
Official Embassy position: We like the cut of that man's jib. That's why we hired his son.
December 2, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Official Embassy position: We like the cut of that man's jib. That's why we hired his son.
Honorable Mention:
December 2, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Honorable Mention:
Correction: Russia is country with world's largest land mass. And Russia has voted in last 3 US elections. And in Moldova. And in Georgia. And in Hungary. And soon, Russia will be voting in Romanian runoff election.
So maybe *your* land doesn't vote, friend, but *ours* certainly does.
So maybe *your* land doesn't vote, friend, but *ours* certainly does.
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Correction: Russia is country with world's largest land mass. And Russia has voted in last 3 US elections. And in Moldova. And in Georgia. And in Hungary. And soon, Russia will be voting in Romanian runoff election.
So maybe *your* land doesn't vote, friend, but *ours* certainly does.
So maybe *your* land doesn't vote, friend, but *ours* certainly does.
Official Embassy position: If he's lucky.
December 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Official Embassy position: If he's lucky.
Official Embassy position: You don't want your country run by Kremlin stooges. Trust us on this one. Fight them while you still can, with everything you've got, so that your nation does not end up a complete disaster, like President Khuylo's Ruzzia.
December 2, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Official Embassy position: You don't want your country run by Kremlin stooges. Trust us on this one. Fight them while you still can, with everything you've got, so that your nation does not end up a complete disaster, like President Khuylo's Ruzzia.
Official Embassy position:
December 2, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Official Embassy position:
Official Embassy position: Why doesn't anyone ever do this to our embassy flag? It's frickin' embarrassing having a big Russian flag flying right outside your window every day.
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Official Embassy position: Why doesn't anyone ever do this to our embassy flag? It's frickin' embarrassing having a big Russian flag flying right outside your window every day.
Official Embassy position: If #NAFO sends troops, our psychopathic, Lilliputian prez will threaten fire & fury like the world has never seen before.
Then he will go flush himself down the bunker, lob a few IRBMs with conventional/dud warheads at Ukrainian civilians, & cut some more internet cables.
Then he will go flush himself down the bunker, lob a few IRBMs with conventional/dud warheads at Ukrainian civilians, & cut some more internet cables.
December 2, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Official Embassy position: If #NAFO sends troops, our psychopathic, Lilliputian prez will threaten fire & fury like the world has never seen before.
Then he will go flush himself down the bunker, lob a few IRBMs with conventional/dud warheads at Ukrainian civilians, & cut some more internet cables.
Then he will go flush himself down the bunker, lob a few IRBMs with conventional/dud warheads at Ukrainian civilians, & cut some more internet cables.
Official Embassy position: Thank you, Merrick Garland.
November 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Official Embassy position: Thank you, Merrick Garland.
Perhaps you could speak to our colleague, Dima?
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Perhaps you could speak to our colleague, Dima?
Official Embassy position: Russia applauds Pam Bondi's track record of mindlessly enabling a truly insane amount of official law-breaking by criminally-inclined Rob DeSanctus.
Moreover, we look forward to her complete abdication of AG's duty to uphold America's rule of law. Like Merrick Garland.
Moreover, we look forward to her complete abdication of AG's duty to uphold America's rule of law. Like Merrick Garland.
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Official Embassy position: Russia applauds Pam Bondi's track record of mindlessly enabling a truly insane amount of official law-breaking by criminally-inclined Rob DeSanctus.
Moreover, we look forward to her complete abdication of AG's duty to uphold America's rule of law. Like Merrick Garland.
Moreover, we look forward to her complete abdication of AG's duty to uphold America's rule of law. Like Merrick Garland.
Christmas, like Russia, need not fear the Biden White House.
November 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Christmas, like Russia, need not fear the Biden White House.
Official Embassy position: Thank God for black market dollars. Just like good old days of USSR.
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Official Embassy position: Thank God for black market dollars. Just like good old days of USSR.
пусть они сражаются.
November 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
пусть они сражаются.
Embassy is always pleased to see billionaires marching to the boss' orders, but even we have to admit that #Eloon is nuts.
Not to brag, but criminal Trump tried to extort Ukraine *with our help* because stupid men like Rudy Giuliani, Devin Nunes, and Kash Patel were so easy for our agents to bluff.
Not to brag, but criminal Trump tried to extort Ukraine *with our help* because stupid men like Rudy Giuliani, Devin Nunes, and Kash Patel were so easy for our agents to bluff.
November 28, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Embassy is always pleased to see billionaires marching to the boss' orders, but even we have to admit that #Eloon is nuts.
Not to brag, but criminal Trump tried to extort Ukraine *with our help* because stupid men like Rudy Giuliani, Devin Nunes, and Kash Patel were so easy for our agents to bluff.
Not to brag, but criminal Trump tried to extort Ukraine *with our help* because stupid men like Rudy Giuliani, Devin Nunes, and Kash Patel were so easy for our agents to bluff.
If USA law enforcement agencies & DOJ 7th Floor had more courageous, selfless, unafraid-to-take-a-punch patriots like @libradunn1.bsky.social, Foreign Minister Loverod would not have regained right to occupy desk in Oval Office on Nov. 5th, and Orange Coffee Boy would have been in prison by 2023.
November 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
If USA law enforcement agencies & DOJ 7th Floor had more courageous, selfless, unafraid-to-take-a-punch patriots like @libradunn1.bsky.social, Foreign Minister Loverod would not have regained right to occupy desk in Oval Office on Nov. 5th, and Orange Coffee Boy would have been in prison by 2023.
Shhhh.
(Is state secret.)
(Is state secret.)
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Shhhh.
(Is state secret.)
(Is state secret.)
Official Embassy position: We are all enjoying the "unpresidented" stupidity of the Trump transition team. Every day, Ambassador laughs until he ... himself.
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Official Embassy position: We are all enjoying the "unpresidented" stupidity of the Trump transition team. Every day, Ambassador laughs until he ... himself.