"go to hell" is basic. "i hope one of your favorite fanfics that you bookmarked on AO3 gets deleted" is smart. it's terrifying. and it's extremely possible.

Whenever people post those compilations of Fatui Harbinger introductions, I am always baffled at how/why so many people didn't see Scaramouche's introduction correctly and say his name is so long that it went off the screen. It showed up just fine for me when I met him in 1.1.

Surely this is the fault of those dangerously reckless cyclists I hear so much about! #bikeden

"god my ears are so BORED, everything sounds the same, I need some music that can actually make me feel things again"
[Sakura Taisen OST comes on shuffle]
me:

This is from Fairmount Cemetery in Denver, but notably it was put up in 2018.

Spotted during the Genshin 5.5 livestream. Charlotte is gonna be in Natlan! Truly Ms. Worldwide. She's now been seen in all six nations of Teyvat so far.

when I first got into Genshin I didn't really care about moon lore until I saw this tweet. now with the moon lore drop I'm thinking about it again because this is exactly how a lot of the newer fans are reacting

happy anniversary of the time I was born premature because I absolutely needed to be older than my cousin (whose birthday is in nine days)

honestly my luck is amazing on the weapon banner and I never stop feeling grateful for it

I'm reminded of Urbanist Godzilla

And finally, not a headcanon but an interesting idea I think more people should pick up: trans Nahida. Don't care about the specifics too much, either transmasc or transfem would be interesting. Mostly because of Ganyu's since-retconned line from Solitary Fragrance, part of the Liyue Archon quest:

And in that web event it is brought up again, plus we see a glimpse of what that hypothetical female Rex Lapis looked like. I realize ofc that none of the web events are really canon but this is quite enough for headcanon purposes