The wrinkled retainer
@rupertthehun.bsky.social
Python Chelsea Bowie
All the breaking news at Daily Express
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
All the breaking news at Daily Express
None of this will happen then
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
None of this will happen then
Have you walked around the west end recently ?
October 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Have you walked around the west end recently ?
Is this a parody Express site ?
October 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Is this a parody Express site ?
Don't take on the blessed Nigel, the chosen one
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Don't take on the blessed Nigel, the chosen one
Especially the Daily Express
September 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Especially the Daily Express
Probably talk it down as it's filthy, litter everywhere, graffiti and dumped lime bikes. Tourists are shocked at what London has become
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Probably talk it down as it's filthy, litter everywhere, graffiti and dumped lime bikes. Tourists are shocked at what London has become
'She's dead'
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
'She's dead'
You silly boy blue
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You silly boy blue
Just do it !
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just do it !
The record's stuck
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The record's stuck
He's coming to blighty soon. Has to be well enough for that.
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
He's coming to blighty soon. Has to be well enough for that.
It's not difficult to work out
September 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It's not difficult to work out
Nothing suspicious there then
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Nothing suspicious there then
The Daily Reform Express
August 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The Daily Reform Express
He doesn't believe in the Daily Express
July 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
He doesn't believe in the Daily Express
'Curatorial conversations' has got to be one of the worst openings to a sentence ever.
June 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
'Curatorial conversations' has got to be one of the worst openings to a sentence ever.
Now you tell me !
June 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Now you tell me !
Those buggers @WIYElondon will plug anything, including themselves
June 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Those buggers @WIYElondon will plug anything, including themselves
Really ? The last time I was there it was full of pissed up Brits
June 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Really ? The last time I was there it was full of pissed up Brits
Just don't go in the shit hole, unless you want slightly brown warm milk
June 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Just don't go in the shit hole, unless you want slightly brown warm milk