Rupert da Chubby Derg™ {COMMISSIONS OPEN!} [PG-13]
@rupertchubbyfawks.bsky.social
Yarp! What's good, fuzzbutts?
Your fat blue boi with n' attitude is here!
Lover of 🍕 pizza, 🎈 balloons, video games, and all dat jazz.
Rated PG-13 for questionable cartoon antics, NOT for young ones.
Your fat blue boi with n' attitude is here!
Lover of 🍕 pizza, 🎈 balloons, video games, and all dat jazz.
Rated PG-13 for questionable cartoon antics, NOT for young ones.
So? I'm a fox (temporarily a dragon). I can be dangerous, too. Fangs much? X3
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
So? I'm a fox (temporarily a dragon). I can be dangerous, too. Fangs much? X3
You really ARE a cute yote puppy. 🤗🎈
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
You really ARE a cute yote puppy. 🤗🎈
Silly yote. 🤭
*pats yer head*
*pats yer head*
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Silly yote. 🤭
*pats yer head*
*pats yer head*
Definitely, Crimson my homedog.
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Definitely, Crimson my homedog.
Helloooooos! 🤗
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Helloooooos! 🤗
Em: (Blushing and trying to wipe a smudge off her snout) "Hmph. I'm just... pre-applying the toppings. It's more efficient! Besides, a little extra sugar isn't going to hurt my silhouette at this point. We’re already basically two round boulders with wings."
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Em: (Blushing and trying to wipe a smudge off her snout) "Hmph. I'm just... pre-applying the toppings. It's more efficient! Besides, a little extra sugar isn't going to hurt my silhouette at this point. We’re already basically two round boulders with wings."
Oc: (Giggling) "I think you're just distracted by the 'table' you're using. You've got more frosting on your scales than on the actual cookies!"
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oc: (Giggling) "I think you're just distracted by the 'table' you're using. You've got more frosting on your scales than on the actual cookies!"
Em: (Looking down at a burst piping bag and a giant glob of frosting on her tummy) "Finesse? I’m a Dragon Lord! We do 'impact,' not 'finesse!' This bag clearly wasn't built to handle my... holiday-tier grip strength."
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Em: (Looking down at a burst piping bag and a giant glob of frosting on her tummy) "Finesse? I’m a Dragon Lord! We do 'impact,' not 'finesse!' This bag clearly wasn't built to handle my... holiday-tier grip strength."
Spike: (Shouting from the top of the hill) "Looking good, Ember! You’re breaking the dragon land-speed record!"
Em: "I’m not just sledding, Spike! I’m a high-speed tactical avalanche! Move it or lose it! If I hit a snowbank at this speed, I’m going to turn into a festive dragon-cannonball!"
Em: "I’m not just sledding, Spike! I’m a high-speed tactical avalanche! Move it or lose it! If I hit a snowbank at this speed, I’m going to turn into a festive dragon-cannonball!"
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Spike: (Shouting from the top of the hill) "Looking good, Ember! You’re breaking the dragon land-speed record!"
Em: "I’m not just sledding, Spike! I’m a high-speed tactical avalanche! Move it or lose it! If I hit a snowbank at this speed, I’m going to turn into a festive dragon-cannonball!"
Em: "I’m not just sledding, Spike! I’m a high-speed tactical avalanche! Move it or lose it! If I hit a snowbank at this speed, I’m going to turn into a festive dragon-cannonball!"
Reposted by Rupert da Chubby Derg™ {COMMISSIONS OPEN!} [PG-13]
Yeaaaaaaaaah, Totally nuts!
BONKERS!
No ifs and or buts!
BONKERS!
No ifs and or buts!
a cartoon of a dog wearing a police hat with the word bankers in blue letters
ALT: a cartoon of a dog wearing a police hat with the word bankers in blue letters
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November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Yeaaaaaaaaah, Totally nuts!
BONKERS!
No ifs and or buts!
BONKERS!
No ifs and or buts!
Oh, me? This blue boi's talking it easy, one day at a time. 🍕
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Oh, me? This blue boi's talking it easy, one day at a time. 🍕
Happy "nude Year, indeed, my friends! X3
Wait... I'm not "really" nude... (fur/scales) What the hecc?! XD
Anyway, here's to more silly stuffs! 🥂
Wait... I'm not "really" nude... (fur/scales) What the hecc?! XD
Anyway, here's to more silly stuffs! 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Happy "nude Year, indeed, my friends! X3
Wait... I'm not "really" nude... (fur/scales) What the hecc?! XD
Anyway, here's to more silly stuffs! 🥂
Wait... I'm not "really" nude... (fur/scales) What the hecc?! XD
Anyway, here's to more silly stuffs! 🥂