Richie Alcock
@runtytwink.bsky.social
what happens when you combine a bad boy from a Disney movie, a hooker, and a high performance liquid chromatograph
anorexic? no, i'm nutritionally edging
February 24, 2024 at 11:10 PM
anorexic? no, i'm nutritionally edging
can't wait to have a huge pizza party with all the other twinks once i go to hell
January 25, 2024 at 8:27 PM
can't wait to have a huge pizza party with all the other twinks once i go to hell
every morning i drink enough caffeine to kill a small dog
December 29, 2023 at 8:01 PM
every morning i drink enough caffeine to kill a small dog
i'm going to bed at evil noon
December 18, 2023 at 2:42 AM
i'm going to bed at evil noon
the yak hat stays on during sex
November 30, 2023 at 4:24 AM
the yak hat stays on during sex
i could orbit a twink's belt
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
i could orbit a twink's belt
maryland drivers can't drive because they're too busy fiddling with their butt plugs when it's time to merge
November 18, 2023 at 11:41 PM
maryland drivers can't drive because they're too busy fiddling with their butt plugs when it's time to merge
is the target circle truly a target, or is it a giant areola, as i do suckle goods and services from the teat of target quite often
November 17, 2023 at 4:43 PM
is the target circle truly a target, or is it a giant areola, as i do suckle goods and services from the teat of target quite often
at macmeatie's with the boys
November 12, 2023 at 7:02 AM
at macmeatie's with the boys
you can use your foreskin as a hamster uses its cheeks to store nuts and berries for the winter
November 11, 2023 at 1:39 AM
you can use your foreskin as a hamster uses its cheeks to store nuts and berries for the winter
thinking about drinking brine shrimp water
November 10, 2023 at 8:00 PM
thinking about drinking brine shrimp water
twizzlers are bacon for vegans
October 28, 2023 at 10:38 PM
twizzlers are bacon for vegans
there's an african american history museum. a holocaust museum. a space museum. we need a gay museum
October 28, 2023 at 10:36 PM
there's an african american history museum. a holocaust museum. a space museum. we need a gay museum
should i make an account on x, formerly known as "x, formerly known as twitter," which was also formerly known as twitter?
October 23, 2023 at 3:45 PM
should i make an account on x, formerly known as "x, formerly known as twitter," which was also formerly known as twitter?
can houdini escape from a chastity cage? i want him so bad
October 21, 2023 at 12:13 AM
can houdini escape from a chastity cage? i want him so bad
animan studios' dripping dads is a cinematic masterpiece, a queer response to the graduate
October 12, 2023 at 9:25 PM
animan studios' dripping dads is a cinematic masterpiece, a queer response to the graduate
stick the straw somewhere other than the caprisunussy
October 10, 2023 at 9:02 PM
stick the straw somewhere other than the caprisunussy
titrations activate my boy ovaries
October 9, 2023 at 11:20 PM
titrations activate my boy ovaries
ah yes, the dark triad: tiktok, temu, and tinder
October 8, 2023 at 1:04 AM
ah yes, the dark triad: tiktok, temu, and tinder
twinksplaining is a serious thoughtcrime. fag hags may be entitled to financial compensation
October 6, 2023 at 11:40 PM
twinksplaining is a serious thoughtcrime. fag hags may be entitled to financial compensation
every now and again, i have to remind myself that i'll never have father's approval, even if i can drive a manual in heels
October 5, 2023 at 10:11 PM
every now and again, i have to remind myself that i'll never have father's approval, even if i can drive a manual in heels
my mother repeatedly making me watch the devil wears prada turned me gay
October 4, 2023 at 9:18 PM
my mother repeatedly making me watch the devil wears prada turned me gay
caffeine is like viagra for my autism
October 1, 2023 at 11:11 PM
caffeine is like viagra for my autism