Em Byrne
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Em Byrne
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Runner, comedy fan, raving lunatic
A cat threw up on my only present under the tree. Everyone else’s presents (plural) were fine.
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Educate yourself on which foods are the better choices. For example, Dave’s killer bread thin-sliced is only 70 calories but it is full of nutritious yumminess and will keep you full longer vs regular wheat bread that is 110 calories a slice and just has filler in it. Make those swaps.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
How is this horrible? If you took your warmup and cooldown seriously it would average a slower pace.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Not everyone can do a full marathon. It takes serious training followed to a T. Dedication, nutrition, sleep, loooooong runs.

A marathon is not 2 halves. It’s grueling and more running than you think.

But all that said, it’s the thing I am most proud of in my life (aside from my children).
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No. It’s still fun to use.
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What? 😂
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I felt that way until I turned 41. 😁😂 Now I’m tired after my workouts instead of energized. 😂😂
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I haven’t seen a Wicked movie or listened to the soundtrack. I did read the book and I personally didn’t enjoy it, so I’ve avoided the hype. I just love the old movie too much for a twist on it. And I don’t like Arianna Grande as a rule.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Plane tickets used to be so cheap to Vegas but now it’s the same as flying anywhere else.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They are here in Denver. I paid $1.88/gal yesterday at Costco.

To me it’s a bad sign, actually. Not a good sign.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You get what you vote for, Palm Springs.
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If Putin talked to him last, he’s working for Putin. If Mamdani talked to him last, he’s working for Mamdani. The people in his closest sphere are project 2025 people and that’s why he’s carrying that out like a mandate.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Trump is just stupid. There’s no grand plan. Whatever he does is whatever the last person who had his ear and gave him a compliment said. And he needs everything to personally benefit him. There’s nothing more to it than that.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
AI sucks
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yes, and I can’t stop reading it
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Em Byrne
When I thought "I don't care if Bill is in the Epstwin files" I failed to consider all of the possibilities
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM