He was last seen at a Raymour and Flanigan

Alien life forms really knew how to dress in the 80s. Today’s beefcakes think a tshirt is sufficient but there’s no glamor.

They’re still outraged about this?! I thought they’d have a new cultural battle to fight by now.

I think it means you’ll turn into a Property Brother now. Kind of like being bitten by a werewolf.