Joe Bidens Backhand
@runmountains.bsky.social
Full transparency…
Two things I got going for me.
1) Jill says I’m the humblest of humble people
2) I’d whip his ass
3) Former POTUS
2) And another thing
I’m going to get an ice cream cone tattoo on my forehead. Jill’s trying to talk me out of it but Hegseth said it’d be, “Icy.” Which apparently is a good thing. Told you kids Trump was on the Epstein list
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July 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m going to get an ice cream cone tattoo on my forehead. Jill’s trying to talk me out of it but Hegseth said it’d be, “Icy.” Which apparently is a good thing. Told you kids Trump was on the Epstein list
#Biden2028
#Biden2028
My son Hunter Biden would make a great president in 2032. I’m so proud of him for finding his laptop. Jill and I paid $3,200 for it, computers aren’t cheap. He’s been using my Gateway from 2001.
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July 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My son Hunter Biden would make a great president in 2032. I’m so proud of him for finding his laptop. Jill and I paid $3,200 for it, computers aren’t cheap. He’s been using my Gateway from 2001.
#Biden2028
#Biden2028
Here’s a picture of my beautiful wife Jill with our 2 dogs, Champ and Major. Donnie Trump can’t get 2 loyal dogs and a real wife. Time to show Barry Obama how to play Pickle Ball.
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#TrumpHasSmallPP
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#TrumpHasSmallPP
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Here’s a picture of my beautiful wife Jill with our 2 dogs, Champ and Major. Donnie Trump can’t get 2 loyal dogs and a real wife. Time to show Barry Obama how to play Pickle Ball.
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
Press Release:
Hunter has a hangover again and will miss brunch. That boy and Hegseth need a real job and out of my basement. Jill made poached eggs and pop tarts, I need a true chef like Guy Fieri. Don’t tell Jill, she thinks she makes the best pop tarts
#Biden2028
Hunter has a hangover again and will miss brunch. That boy and Hegseth need a real job and out of my basement. Jill made poached eggs and pop tarts, I need a true chef like Guy Fieri. Don’t tell Jill, she thinks she makes the best pop tarts
#Biden2028
July 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Press Release:
Hunter has a hangover again and will miss brunch. That boy and Hegseth need a real job and out of my basement. Jill made poached eggs and pop tarts, I need a true chef like Guy Fieri. Don’t tell Jill, she thinks she makes the best pop tarts
#Biden2028
Hunter has a hangover again and will miss brunch. That boy and Hegseth need a real job and out of my basement. Jill made poached eggs and pop tarts, I need a true chef like Guy Fieri. Don’t tell Jill, she thinks she makes the best pop tarts
#Biden2028
I’m going to whip Jake Paul’s ass on PPV and donate the proceeds to NPR and PBS. Might get Jill a gift certificate to get her nails did too.
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July 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m going to whip Jake Paul’s ass on PPV and donate the proceeds to NPR and PBS. Might get Jill a gift certificate to get her nails did too.
#Biden2028
#Biden2028
Looks like we’re going into a recession due to Donnie Trump. Jill and Michelle are clipping coupons while the Bushs are collecting empty beer cans from the party for the return deposit.
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#MitchMcConnellStoleMyLiquor
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#MitchMcConnellStoleMyLiquor
July 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Looks like we’re going into a recession due to Donnie Trump. Jill and Michelle are clipping coupons while the Bushs are collecting empty beer cans from the party for the return deposit.
#Biden2028
#MitchMcConnellStoleMyLiquor
#Biden2028
#MitchMcConnellStoleMyLiquor
My keg stand went 18 seconds longer than Hegseths. Lindsey Graham is making out with Chuck Schumer. (My gaydar is on point) MTG is wasted, crying and trying to convince Cory Booker that she’s not a Neanderthal. Gotta go, Jill’s coming
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July 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My keg stand went 18 seconds longer than Hegseths. Lindsey Graham is making out with Chuck Schumer. (My gaydar is on point) MTG is wasted, crying and trying to convince Cory Booker that she’s not a Neanderthal. Gotta go, Jill’s coming
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#Biden2028
My son Hunter and Hegseth just went out to get a keg. I told Jill it’s just going to be one of those nights. My neighbor Bill Clinton thinks Colbert and Biden has a nice ring to it for the 2028 presidential election.
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#Colbert2028
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#Colbert2028
July 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My son Hunter and Hegseth just went out to get a keg. I told Jill it’s just going to be one of those nights. My neighbor Bill Clinton thinks Colbert and Biden has a nice ring to it for the 2028 presidential election.
#Biden2028
#Colbert2028
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#Colbert2028
This is such a wonderful Me-Me you kids made. One thing you got wrong, I was one of the best damn Presidents this country has ever had… (suck on that Barry Obama) So Ive earned the have the right to brag. Jill says it’s time for Gunsmoke and Johnny Carson.
Good night kids,
Joe
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#TrumpsDumb
Good night kids,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpsDumb
July 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is such a wonderful Me-Me you kids made. One thing you got wrong, I was one of the best damn Presidents this country has ever had… (suck on that Barry Obama) So Ive earned the have the right to brag. Jill says it’s time for Gunsmoke and Johnny Carson.
Good night kids,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpsDumb
Good night kids,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpsDumb
I want to prepare everyone for the up coming news you might hear…
I’m on the list. I must thank Rob Manfred for putting me on the Home Run Derby List. I hit a 496 ft bomb with Barry Obama pitching to me a few minutes ago.
Watch out Jazz Chisholm Jr.
#MLB
#Biden2028
I’m on the list. I must thank Rob Manfred for putting me on the Home Run Derby List. I hit a 496 ft bomb with Barry Obama pitching to me a few minutes ago.
Watch out Jazz Chisholm Jr.
#MLB
#Biden2028
July 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I want to prepare everyone for the up coming news you might hear…
I’m on the list. I must thank Rob Manfred for putting me on the Home Run Derby List. I hit a 496 ft bomb with Barry Obama pitching to me a few minutes ago.
Watch out Jazz Chisholm Jr.
#MLB
#Biden2028
I’m on the list. I must thank Rob Manfred for putting me on the Home Run Derby List. I hit a 496 ft bomb with Barry Obama pitching to me a few minutes ago.
Watch out Jazz Chisholm Jr.
#MLB
#Biden2028
George and Laura Bush are coming over for dinner later. I’m hoping to get their endorsement for 2028
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#Biden2028
July 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
George and Laura Bush are coming over for dinner later. I’m hoping to get their endorsement for 2028
#Biden2028
#Biden2028
Barry Obama and I just beat Donald and JD Vance in half court. Waiting on a ride home from Vance, but he’s still in the locker room putting on his eyeliner. Jill knows where the real Black Mamba is.
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#Kobe
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#Kobe
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Barry Obama and I just beat Donald and JD Vance in half court. Waiting on a ride home from Vance, but he’s still in the locker room putting on his eyeliner. Jill knows where the real Black Mamba is.
#Biden2028
#Kobe
#Biden2028
#Kobe
Jill and Michelle just left, they’re going to thrift stores today. Barrack and I gotta get drunkard Hegeseth off my basement couch before they get back.
July 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Jill and Michelle just left, they’re going to thrift stores today. Barrack and I gotta get drunkard Hegeseth off my basement couch before they get back.
Bill Clinton keeps calling me and asking me what an autopen is. I used USPS to mail this newspaper article from 12.5 years ago when Barrack was my boss. Time to watch Bonanza and The Andy Griffith Show with Jill.
Good night kiddos,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
www.politico.com/story/2013/0...
Good night kiddos,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
www.politico.com/story/2013/0...
10 facts about the 'autopen'
How did the bill get signed By President Obama?
www.politico.com
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bill Clinton keeps calling me and asking me what an autopen is. I used USPS to mail this newspaper article from 12.5 years ago when Barrack was my boss. Time to watch Bonanza and The Andy Griffith Show with Jill.
Good night kiddos,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
www.politico.com/story/2013/0...
Good night kiddos,
Joe
#Biden2028
#TrumpHasSmallPP
www.politico.com/story/2013/0...
Jill said it’s Sunday Funday! I’ve done all my chores and Honey Do Lists so I smoked a J with Hunter.
Did you know Kid Rock sounds even worse lit? I could whip his ass in his shitty Nashville bar with Bawitdaba playing in the background any day
#Biden2028
Did you know Kid Rock sounds even worse lit? I could whip his ass in his shitty Nashville bar with Bawitdaba playing in the background any day
#Biden2028
July 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Jill said it’s Sunday Funday! I’ve done all my chores and Honey Do Lists so I smoked a J with Hunter.
Did you know Kid Rock sounds even worse lit? I could whip his ass in his shitty Nashville bar with Bawitdaba playing in the background any day
#Biden2028
Did you know Kid Rock sounds even worse lit? I could whip his ass in his shitty Nashville bar with Bawitdaba playing in the background any day
#Biden2028
Barrack and I are close best friends, but it has nothing on the mutual friendship Donald had with Jeff Epstein. Jill is yelling at me, gotta go
July 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Barrack and I are close best friends, but it has nothing on the mutual friendship Donald had with Jeff Epstein. Jill is yelling at me, gotta go
Anybody got a few minutes to spot me in my home gym? Hegeseth and Hunter are drunk from brunch and I don’t trust Jill with 10 reps at 275lbs.
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July 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anybody got a few minutes to spot me in my home gym? Hegeseth and Hunter are drunk from brunch and I don’t trust Jill with 10 reps at 275lbs.
#Biden2028
#Biden2028
Kendrick paged me so I found a pay phone. He says that Gavin Newsom told him that Drake is all over those Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Kendrick paged me so I found a pay phone. He says that Gavin Newsom told him that Drake is all over those Epstein files.
Id like to thank Rob Manfred,
Commissioner of the MLB for inviting me to pitch the entire 2025 All-Star Game. Unfortunately, Paul Skenes will need to pitch. I have a blister from working on my Ghost Fork and I can’t pass the PED test
#Biden2028
Commissioner of the MLB for inviting me to pitch the entire 2025 All-Star Game. Unfortunately, Paul Skenes will need to pitch. I have a blister from working on my Ghost Fork and I can’t pass the PED test
#Biden2028
July 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Id like to thank Rob Manfred,
Commissioner of the MLB for inviting me to pitch the entire 2025 All-Star Game. Unfortunately, Paul Skenes will need to pitch. I have a blister from working on my Ghost Fork and I can’t pass the PED test
#Biden2028
Commissioner of the MLB for inviting me to pitch the entire 2025 All-Star Game. Unfortunately, Paul Skenes will need to pitch. I have a blister from working on my Ghost Fork and I can’t pass the PED test
#Biden2028
Pete Hegeseth is coming over brunch. Hunter told me that Pete can’t handle his liquor. I’m going to convince him Hunter would make a fine General when he’s wasted
July 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pete Hegeseth is coming over brunch. Hunter told me that Pete can’t handle his liquor. I’m going to convince him Hunter would make a fine General when he’s wasted
Not many people know I was a Blood at the University of Delaware in 1965, and a Crip at Syracuse University College of Law in 1968.
#Thuglife
#Thuglife
July 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Not many people know I was a Blood at the University of Delaware in 1965, and a Crip at Syracuse University College of Law in 1968.
#Thuglife
#Thuglife
Unlike Jill’s fine ass
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unlike Jill’s fine ass