Or just a chair

Until the sun blushed (aka semi dried) tomato came along.

Caramel bunny was hot though 🤷

Same thing opposite end of the spectrum. Food and drink shouldn’t be piping hot. People who ask for coffee “extra hot” should just drink something else.

Change the word ‘spa’ to ‘pub’

Best place to piss, wardrobe

While we’re at it, how about licences for self service checkouts too.

Should have been Jo in the final

People who don’t wave thank you after giving way, or acknowledge a thank you wave should be put out in the square for a public flogging