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Sam with a Sword™⚔🗡
@runesong.bsky.social
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27. He/Him/His. Has an obvious love for alliteration. Profile pic by @noonbugs.bsky.social

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The screencap from the good place with Michael and Janet with text that says" RAND PAUL figured it out?"
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The "don't make me tap the sign" Simpsons meme that says "it was never about getting rid of the "bad ones" it was always intended to be racist and if you didn't know that by now you're a gullible dumbass"
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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spent an hour on the phone with united healthcare today
spongebob screaming meme that says "I FUCKING LOVE WRITING STRONGLY WORDED EMAILS TO INSURANCE COMPANIES AND SPENDING AN HOUR ON THE PHONE" and "I LOVE HAVING TO JUSTIFY TO SOMEONE WITHOUT A MEDICAL DEGREE THAT I NEED A MEDICATION"
October 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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reserving my judgement for after I've seen it but after reading this article I think essentially the problem boils down to this meme
The principle skinner meme that says "am I bad at taking criticism and improving my performance after bad reviews? No, it's Hollywood that's wrong"
October 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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It was Cashew's birthday yesterday, everyone say happy birthday to the crazy nut man
September 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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ok this is the last one I swear. tortilla blankey :3
Games Stardew Valley Mods Miscellaneous grandpa tortilla grandpa tortilla Endorsements 1 Unique DLs 7 Total DLs 7 Total views 238 Version 1.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 05 September 2025, 7:24AM Original upload 05 September 2025, 7:24AM Created by chocolatte12 Uploaded by chocolatte12 Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet gives grandpa a toasty tortilla to sleep in :3 Report Abuse Share Permissions and credits tortilla blankey :3
September 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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FISG
Games Stardew Valley Mods Fishing Tortilla Fish Tortilla Fish Endorsements 0 Unique DLs 14 Total DLs 15 Total views 300 Version 1.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 05 September 2025, 8:27AM Original upload 05 September 2025, 8:27AM Created by chocolatte12 Uploaded by chocolatte12 Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet A new fish has been stocked in the Pelican Town river and Beach! Test your mettle and see if you can catch the elusive tortilla fish! Report Abuse Share Permissions and credits its the tortilla fish, wet and soggy - just like your grandpa used to make! come get it while its... wet? compatible with centered tortilla
September 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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yeehaw
Games Stardew Valley Mods Pets / Horses Tortilla Horse Tortilla Horse Endorsements 0 Unique DLs 8 Total DLs 10 Total views 345 Version 1.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Manual Last updated 05 September 2025, 3:31AM Original upload 05 September 2025, 2:04AM Created by BlookyOuterspace Uploaded by BlookyOuterspace Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet Turn your horse into a tortilla. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Turn your horse into a rolling tortilla, cause why not. Inspired by the recent tortilla mod trend, or Tortilla Time, whatever it's called. Yes the front face is a bit weird, no I don't know how and I won't fix it.
September 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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you: "why are you posting so much about this, tortillas don't just grow on trees, y'know."

the humble tortilla tree:
Games Stardew Valley Mods Crops Tortilla Trees Tortilla Trees Endorsements 1 Unique DLs 17 Total DLs 17 Total views 360 Version 1.0.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 05 September 2025, 12:18AM Original upload 05 September 2025, 12:18AM Created by Si Uploaded by SiTheGreat1 Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet For all your tortilla-growing needs! Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Changelogs Saplings can be bought from Krobus.
September 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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wow can't believe they made pierre tortillaphobic :(((
Games Stardew Valley Mods Dialogue Pierre REALLY Hates Tortillas Pierre REALLY Hates Tortillas Endorsements 1 Unique DLs 23 Total DLs 23 Total views 408 Version 1.0.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 04 September 2025, 6:03PM Original upload 04 September 2025, 6:03PM Created by ChaosApple0731 Uploaded by ChaosApple0731 Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet Makes Pierre go on an angry rant if you give him a tortilla. Report Abuse Share Permissions and credits Tortillas are the hottest food trend in Stardew Valley as of late. But that won't sway tortilla hating Pierre. With this mod, if you give him a tortilla, there is unique dialogue of an angry rant.
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I need to keep chronicling this. I need to keep the records
Games Stardew Valley Mods Characters Tortillanimos Tortillanimos Endorsements 1 Unique DLs 12 Total DLs 13 Total views 346 Version 1.0.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 04 September 2025, 5:05PM Original upload 04 September 2025, 5:01PM Created by Forsy Uploaded by BeeBabey Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet They're tortillas now. Report Abuse Share Permissions and credits Yes. I've done it. Turned the junimos into tortillas. Yes they are off center. If you have Recentered Tortillas, they won't be. Yes they kinda turn green. Sorry. Think of it as a spinach tortilla. I made this mod in like 15 minutes and took 5 minutes to test it. Download SMAPI and Content Patcher to use this mod (if you really want to, i guess.)
September 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Games Stardew Valley Mods Items Tortilla Mayonnaise Tortilla Mayonnaise Endorsements 2 Unique DLs 13 Total DLs 13 Total views 264 Version 1.0.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 04 September 2025, 11:28PM Original upload 04 September 2025, 11:28PM Created by 7thAxis Uploaded by 7thAxis Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet The crossover no one asked for, Tortilla Time x MCU (Mayo Content Universe) Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Changelogs Turn ur tilla. into mayo. brought to you by oh god i think i'm getting a cold
September 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Celebrity Tortilla Unique DLs 13 Total DLs 14 Total views 695 Version 1.0 Add media Track Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 04 September 2025, 2:32AM Original upload 04 September 2025, 2:32AM Created by ssuncatcherr Uploaded by ssuncatcherr Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet With all of these tortilla mods coming out, Tortilla is letting the fame get to their head. They now expect respect for their celebrity status. No matter how off center they are, they are certainly a trendsetter. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Changelogs Thank you Stardew Valley server for the tortilla memes. I hope this lives up to the nonsense.
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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we've gone fully insane
Games Stardew Valley Mods Furniture Tortilla Spouse Portraits Tortilla Spouse Portraits Endorsements 3 Unique DLs 26 Total DLs 26 Total views 532 Version 1.0.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 04 September 2025, 9:46AM Original upload 04 September 2025, 9:46AM Created by Acc9000 Uploaded by Acc9000 Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet This is what you wanted. I know you did. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Changelogs Donations The portraits can be found in the catalogue bought at Robin. Hopefully compatible with other tortilla mods like Inspect Tortilla or Celebrity Tortilla.
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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TORQUILA!
Torquila Endorsements 1 Unique DLs 14 Total DLs 14 Total views 256 Version 1.0.0 Add media Track Endorse Vote Download: Mod manager Manual Last updated 05 September 2025, 6:10AM Original upload 05 September 2025, 6:10AM Created by appleseed Uploaded by TheAppleSauceIsStale Virus scan Safe to use About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet Brew and drink your very own exercise in absurdity. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Changelogs What is the "essence" of a "Tortilla?" What mind-boggling effects would such distilled power have on your physical form? Find out easily by placing one in a keg! - - - I'm not in maincord very much, but I've come too far not to spend a few hours on something I think is kind of funny.
September 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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WE HAVE MORE
Tortilla Shuffle About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet At the start of each day, random items you own may be replaced with Tortillas. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Replaces up to 10 (seeded) random items in chests and player inventories with Tortillas at the start of each day. Big props to 6480 for the snipe. It should avoid destroying important things, like quest items, but no guarantees. This is a shitpost, and if you wreck your save with it, it's on you. Not on GitHub this time, but source code is available in Optional Files.
September 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Confused tortillas. About this mod You last downloaded a file from this mod on 04 Sep 2025 Recent attempts at recentering the tortilla have left it confused. Report Abuse Share Permissions and credits Changelogs Donations The recent attempts at recentering the Tortilla have caused... let's just say unwanted effects on the Tortilla population at large. Now look at what you've done, you monster. They're confused because of your attempts to recenter them. Features - Confused Tortillas - They will wiggle your tables. This is not a bug, this is an intentional feature. - Fully compatible with Recentered Tortillas. Yes I accounted for Recentered Tortillas they will wiggle the exact same way without being an extra pixel to the left. You're welcome! Curious how it works? Or Confused just like the Tortillas? Check out the source code.
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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another nexus mod header image that says "Overcompensating tortilla" About this mod You haven't downloaded this mod yet Attempts to center the tortilla, but overshoots in the wrong direction. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits This is a shitpost and the framework it uses is outdated, so like, don't download it. But you can appreciate the majesty from afar. Do you like my mods? Thank god, at least someone does. I do have actual good mods other than this... oh, and you can drop me a tip over here.
September 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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god bless the stardew valley modding community
a header image of a stardew valley mod on nexus saying "Recentered Tortillas" About this mod You last downloaded a file from this mod on 04 Sep 2025 In the Stardew Valley main discord it was pointed out that the tortilla sprite is slightly off center and it made me so mad I blacked out and when I came to this mod was sitting finished on my computer. Report Abuse Share Requirements Permissions and credits Changelogs All it does is slightly move the tortilla sprite. I have no idea if it's compatible with other sprite retextures or even if it works in languages that don't use the default springobjects file.
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The only picture I have of that cat. I called him The Grumpster because every time i saw him he had this grumpy, disdainful face.
August 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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It is Peanut's gotcha day today ! Everyone say happy birthday to the Big Nut 🥜
July 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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