This response has me so confused, and partly worried because of just how chaotic and stupid our politics have been lately...

I got mine too, it was a struggle though I kept soft resetting cause I wanted to catch her with my 1 single love ball.

Are these articles even satire any more?

That's clever, like a reversed Arctovish themed hoodie with it on backwards with eye holes cut out in the location of the arctovish eyes

Oh good heavens, this looks like it'll be fun.

Yess! that one was photogenic I took a picture of that one lol.