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Ian ✌🏼🍉
@runawayian.bsky.social
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And I’m the short one in the family
Graph showing my height is in the third percentile and I’m taller than 97% of Am*ricans
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Little Boulet brother staying booked and busy for Halloween
White faced Halloween doll that looks a lot like the blouet brothers sitting on a swing over an outdoor table.
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I do this and have a note in my phone where I keep track of new words I learn and look up each year. My favorite word I’ve learned this year is “quixotic”!
New Words 2025 • Antediluvian of or belonging to the time before the biblical Flood. Infect Your friends and loved ones by Torrey Peters • Avuncular Relating to an uncle From: "The Nickel Boys" by Colson Whitehead • Beribboned Decorated in many ribbons From: "The Serviceberry" by Robin Wall Kimmerer • Bigamist a person who is legally married to one person but enters into a second marriage with another person while still legally married to the first spouse Detraneition Rahu hy Tarray Datore
September 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Very sorry to everyone who witnessed me holding back tears while walking the dog this morning. I’m good, I promise, I was listening to “Crying in H Mart” 😭

(If you’ve got cancer ~stuff~, tread carefully)
Cover of the book “crying in h mart” by Michelle Zauner
September 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Day 3 at the boarder and I’m starting to see the life leave his little baby eyes 😭😭😭

Tuesday needs to hurry up, I’m ready to be done with this business trip!
A photo of my dog Finn sent from his boarding facility. TO ME I can tell that he’s sad and over and ready to come home, and honestly same
September 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Need a bigger apartment to get more legos!
5 Lego figurines in the shape of Keith Haring’s Dancing Figurines. From left to right they are red/orange, teal blue, yellow, light pink, and green. They held up with white stands on my bookshelf in front of TOO MANY books to name.
September 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Only labor I’m participating in today is building legos
Orange dancing Keith Haring Lego diva. Ignore my vape (Pennifer Coolidge) in the background lol
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I hoped off the plane at PDX…

And then drove to cannon beach and cried at seeing the Pacific Ocean for the first time in 25 years
A selfie of me standing in front of Haystack Rock at Cannon Beach, OR. I’m wearing sunglasses and smiling as the waves lap the shore behind me
August 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Quote with your current top 4 reads of the year. 💙📚 #booksky #Reading
“Martyr!” By Kaveh Akbar “Freshwater” by Akwaeke Emezi “Aggregated Discontent: Confessions of the Last Normal Woman” by Harron Walker “I Who Have Never Known Men” by Jacqueline Harpman
July 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Nice
Screenshot from The StoryGraph: 2025 Reading Goal 100 books 69% (69 books) Brilliant! You are ahead by 14 books!
July 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Hate that I’m the one teaching interns how to load dishwashers… again 🤦🏻‍♂️
I lowkey have a masters degree…
July 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Faggots can’t even write their own tinder bios now???
A tinder bio that ends with “-ChatGpt”
July 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Someone’s already pointed out an error!!
Possum, or perhaps an opossum, screaming with the text “[screaming begins again]”
July 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Having to send an email to the whole company is so nerve wracking for no damn reason
Goat biting a counter with the text “(screams)”
July 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Live. Laugh. Look at what those homosexuals have done to me Michael!
July 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Finally buzzed it all off
Selfie of me showing off my freshly buzzed head. My arm is up scratching my head and showing some pit and a peace sign tattoo
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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“I can do all things through spite which strengthens me” cross-stitch
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I wore this soundtrack out until I forgot it and my Walkman on a plane oops
Pokémon: The First Movie the soundtrack
June 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Sad girl summer is here!!!
A screenshot from Apple Music of “nettles” by Ethel Cain. The lyrics read: “cause baby I’ve never seen brown eyes look so blue”
June 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Oh this is going to be FUN!!
@harronwawker.bsky.social
Cover of the book “Aggregated Discontent” by Harron Walker Inner page of the book before the table of contents with the two following quotes: “We try to discover in things, which become precious to us on that account, the reflection of what our soul has projected on to them; we are disillusioned when we find that they are in reality devoid of the charm which they owed, in our minds, to the association of certain ideas.” -Marcel Proust “Where is the body?” -A'keria Chanel Davenport
May 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Whew—forever needing this reminder
“ Eight years ago, when I first joined my group, I couldn't stop orbiting my own pain. After three weeks, I was pulled aside by the elder who had brright me into the fold in the first place, and he told me something that has defined a not-insignificant part of my living ever since. He said, "Your pain is unique, because it's yours. And you get to have that. But, when pressed up against all of the pain in the whole wide world, it isn't special. It can be unique, but it can't always be special." I had to age into seeing past my own desire for an exit, which was fuelled by a wish to, quite simply, not feel the way that I felt anymore. I don't mean that I adopted a basic "it could always be worse" mind-set. I mean that, through an endless cycle of breakage and repair, I've built up…”
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
Three singing alien divas in Jabba’s Palace from Star Wars Episode 6. All of different species, all extremely fierce.
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Photo oh cologne bottle of acqua di gio profondo by Giorgio Armani
April 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM