The Battman
@runandpun69.bsky.social
Hawkeye fan. Raider fan. Two-time son of the month winner according to my mom.
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I think Led Zeppelin dodged a bullet on that one.
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think Led Zeppelin dodged a bullet on that one.
Doing a 10-rep round 50lbs. Kettlebell swings, squats, deadlifts, and lateral raises every 3 minutes for 21 minutes >walking on a treadmill.
July 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Doing a 10-rep round 50lbs. Kettlebell swings, squats, deadlifts, and lateral raises every 3 minutes for 21 minutes >walking on a treadmill.
Rollins is totally cashing in tonight
July 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rollins is totally cashing in tonight
If you told me in 1999 that the team in Oklahoma City would win an NBA title before the Knicks and Bulls, I’m not sure I would have believed you.
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you told me in 1999 that the team in Oklahoma City would win an NBA title before the Knicks and Bulls, I’m not sure I would have believed you.
At what point do we point out that describing Trump's product mix sounds like the scene from SpaceBalls where Yogurt talks about merchandising?
SpaceBalls the Mobile Carrier
SpaceBalls THE University
SpaceBalls the Liquor
SpaceBalls the Watch
SpaceBalls the Qatar Golf Resort and Spa
SpaceBalls the Mobile Carrier
SpaceBalls THE University
SpaceBalls the Liquor
SpaceBalls the Watch
SpaceBalls the Qatar Golf Resort and Spa
"Now we're doing Trump Mobile. And Trump mobile is going to revolutionize cell phones" -- Eric Trump announces the new Trump phone
June 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
At what point do we point out that describing Trump's product mix sounds like the scene from SpaceBalls where Yogurt talks about merchandising?
SpaceBalls the Mobile Carrier
SpaceBalls THE University
SpaceBalls the Liquor
SpaceBalls the Watch
SpaceBalls the Qatar Golf Resort and Spa
SpaceBalls the Mobile Carrier
SpaceBalls THE University
SpaceBalls the Liquor
SpaceBalls the Watch
SpaceBalls the Qatar Golf Resort and Spa
GTA V was supposed to be a satire of our lives, not a prediction of things to come.
June 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
GTA V was supposed to be a satire of our lives, not a prediction of things to come.
The Wolves need to insert offensive juggernaut
Luka Garza if they want to save their season.
Luka Garza if they want to save their season.
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Wolves need to insert offensive juggernaut
Luka Garza if they want to save their season.
Luka Garza if they want to save their season.
Congrats to my Catholic friends on the new pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Congrats to my Catholic friends on the new pope
This game has been a year away longer than my Raiders have.
May 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This game has been a year away longer than my Raiders have.
In todays version of “WTF”….
I received an instagram follow notification from someone who is deceased about 2 minutes after I saw someone had updated a Facebook Marketplace listing who is also deceased.
I received an instagram follow notification from someone who is deceased about 2 minutes after I saw someone had updated a Facebook Marketplace listing who is also deceased.
April 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
In todays version of “WTF”….
I received an instagram follow notification from someone who is deceased about 2 minutes after I saw someone had updated a Facebook Marketplace listing who is also deceased.
I received an instagram follow notification from someone who is deceased about 2 minutes after I saw someone had updated a Facebook Marketplace listing who is also deceased.
Me: I should shampoo my carpets.
My dog:
My dog:
a woman is smiling with the words sometimes it 's a landmine below her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words sometimes it 's a landmine below her
media.tenor.com
April 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me: I should shampoo my carpets.
My dog:
My dog:
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Shiloh gets drafted before Shadeur.
April 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Shiloh gets drafted before Shadeur.
My Raiders today. Pete Carroll lives.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is talking on the phone
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is talking on the phone
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My Raiders today. Pete Carroll lives.
I received an email from a bike shop stating that the tariffs will be causing bike prices to go up about 10%.
That seems pretty low considering how much everything else has gone up.
That seems pretty low considering how much everything else has gone up.
April 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I received an email from a bike shop stating that the tariffs will be causing bike prices to go up about 10%.
That seems pretty low considering how much everything else has gone up.
That seems pretty low considering how much everything else has gone up.
He's talking about Elon, right?
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He's talking about Elon, right?
Someday I hope to be as versatile as the guy who directed both First Blood and Weekend at Bernie’s.
April 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Someday I hope to be as versatile as the guy who directed both First Blood and Weekend at Bernie’s.
I decided to give up my 2 biggest time wasters.
1. I sold my Xbox
2. I deactivated X
1. I sold my Xbox
2. I deactivated X
April 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I decided to give up my 2 biggest time wasters.
1. I sold my Xbox
2. I deactivated X
1. I sold my Xbox
2. I deactivated X
Future secretary of defense material here
Sam Menzin, a Tigers assistant GM, resigned Thursday shortly before the team planned to fire him for improper workplace conduct.
Two former Tigers employees say Menzin sent them unsolicited lewd photos.
✍️ @brittghiroli.bsky.social | @codystavenhagen.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/626...
Two former Tigers employees say Menzin sent them unsolicited lewd photos.
✍️ @brittghiroli.bsky.social | @codystavenhagen.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/626...
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Future secretary of defense material here
This is dumb because it affects one company. Do you REALLY want to make a difference? Change your federal W4 to married with max deductions so no income tax is withheld. Cut the government off for a few months. Save the money or pay off debt. Don’t let the credit cards gouge you with interest.
Amazon boycott starts this Friday, March 7 and lasts until the end of the month.
No Prime…
No Amazon…
No Whole Foods…
And, absolutely NO excuses.
No Prime…
No Amazon…
No Whole Foods…
And, absolutely NO excuses.
March 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is dumb because it affects one company. Do you REALLY want to make a difference? Change your federal W4 to married with max deductions so no income tax is withheld. Cut the government off for a few months. Save the money or pay off debt. Don’t let the credit cards gouge you with interest.
When someone new at work from a different department is told to start sitting with you with no reason given.
a man laying down with the words " i have a really bad feeling about this "
ALT: a man laying down with the words " i have a really bad feeling about this "
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When someone new at work from a different department is told to start sitting with you with no reason given.
I'm at the gym, curling 75's of course, & a gal is doing dips.
I ask, "do you know the type of dips you're doing?"
She looks at me, confused.
Me, "Wacho Knees Dips".
She walked to the front desk, canceled her membership, and left.
I guess she didn't understand the joke.
I ask, "do you know the type of dips you're doing?"
She looks at me, confused.
Me, "Wacho Knees Dips".
She walked to the front desk, canceled her membership, and left.
I guess she didn't understand the joke.
March 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm at the gym, curling 75's of course, & a gal is doing dips.
I ask, "do you know the type of dips you're doing?"
She looks at me, confused.
Me, "Wacho Knees Dips".
She walked to the front desk, canceled her membership, and left.
I guess she didn't understand the joke.
I ask, "do you know the type of dips you're doing?"
She looks at me, confused.
Me, "Wacho Knees Dips".
She walked to the front desk, canceled her membership, and left.
I guess she didn't understand the joke.
Started playing the new GTA5 update....
.... and I'm finished playing.
.... and I'm finished playing.
March 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Started playing the new GTA5 update....
.... and I'm finished playing.
.... and I'm finished playing.
Am I the only one who thinks there’s something wrong with Ohtani’s interpreter getting 5 years for stealing 17 million when the Chiefs biggest fan gets 10 years for stealing 850k?
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Am I the only one who thinks there’s something wrong with Ohtani’s interpreter getting 5 years for stealing 17 million when the Chiefs biggest fan gets 10 years for stealing 850k?