Rumpusgoopus
@rumpusgoopus.bsky.social
A guy on the Internet posting stuff.
Well, I didn't post today. It starts already.
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Well, I didn't post today. It starts already.
Federal Troops' time would be better spent if they were deployed to my basement. It's a disaster down there.
September 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Federal Troops' time would be better spent if they were deployed to my basement. It's a disaster down there.
Roombas go in any direction except the one you want them to.
September 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Roombas go in any direction except the one you want them to.
T-shirts are the best shirts.
September 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
T-shirts are the best shirts.
It's September. Said no one ever.
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's September. Said no one ever.
I'm sure glad that this isn't a labor day.
September 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm sure glad that this isn't a labor day.
I don't mean to brag y'all, but I am super popular with bots and scammers.
September 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't mean to brag y'all, but I am super popular with bots and scammers.
Played minigolf today and won against my young daughter. That's what life's about.
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Played minigolf today and won against my young daughter. That's what life's about.
Homeowner hack: If you don't like the color of your walls, you can paint them.
August 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Homeowner hack: If you don't like the color of your walls, you can paint them.
Sandwiches are good, but it depends on what you put in them.
August 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sandwiches are good, but it depends on what you put in them.
A lot of people like Friday nights.
August 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A lot of people like Friday nights.
If you think that baseball is slow, then takes solace in the fact that it's also ridiculously expensive.
August 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you think that baseball is slow, then takes solace in the fact that it's also ridiculously expensive.
I was recently asked what my favorite movie is.
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I was recently asked what my favorite movie is.
Give me two beers, and I'll be your friend for life.
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Give me two beers, and I'll be your friend for life.
Give me a beer and I'll drink it.
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Give me a beer and I'll drink it.
There are too many people at places.
August 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There are too many people at places.
The cheaper something is, the less good it needs to be.
August 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The cheaper something is, the less good it needs to be.
While I enjoy looking at baked goods, it's better to eat them.
August 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
While I enjoy looking at baked goods, it's better to eat them.
Prices are too high.
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Prices are too high.
It's really hard to find The Grinch on tv tonight.
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's really hard to find The Grinch on tv tonight.
Summer may be the hottest month.
August 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Summer may be the hottest month.
My favorite package is the next one to be delivered.
August 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My favorite package is the next one to be delivered.
I wish that some emails I've received were instead returned postage due.
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I wish that some emails I've received were instead returned postage due.
Hot dogs are pretty good.
August 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hot dogs are pretty good.