Rumpleputty
@rumpleputty.bsky.social
🔞 Artist. 43. He/Him. Non-monogamous. Eternal enjoyer of smut, hobbyist doodler of same. There's a good chance I'll draw your OC if I like her enough.
NO GenAI allowed anywhere near this account. Learn to draw, you f*ckin thief.
NO GenAI allowed anywhere near this account. Learn to draw, you f*ckin thief.
Anyone try Chaos Zero Nightmare yet? New gacha games. Is it horny? Please tell me it's horny.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Anyone try Chaos Zero Nightmare yet? New gacha games. Is it horny? Please tell me it's horny.
Gamers: "Man, Black Ops 7 was dogwater. I'm finally sick of playing the same game every year."
Me: "But you let them get all the way to a SEVENTH Blops game before you got mad enough about it. That's not even the main CoD series. It's a spin-off. And you still bought SEVEN OF THEM."
Me: "But you let them get all the way to a SEVENTH Blops game before you got mad enough about it. That's not even the main CoD series. It's a spin-off. And you still bought SEVEN OF THEM."
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gamers: "Man, Black Ops 7 was dogwater. I'm finally sick of playing the same game every year."
Me: "But you let them get all the way to a SEVENTH Blops game before you got mad enough about it. That's not even the main CoD series. It's a spin-off. And you still bought SEVEN OF THEM."
Me: "But you let them get all the way to a SEVENTH Blops game before you got mad enough about it. That's not even the main CoD series. It's a spin-off. And you still bought SEVEN OF THEM."
What's the gooner-iest gacha game? I already play Nikke (tells but never shows re: banging Nikkes) and Brown Dust II (much more softcore content but still nothing explicit) but I'm wondering if there's a mobile gacha you guys are playing that gets even hornier?
(If you suggest ZZZ I'm blocking you)
(If you suggest ZZZ I'm blocking you)
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What's the gooner-iest gacha game? I already play Nikke (tells but never shows re: banging Nikkes) and Brown Dust II (much more softcore content but still nothing explicit) but I'm wondering if there's a mobile gacha you guys are playing that gets even hornier?
(If you suggest ZZZ I'm blocking you)
(If you suggest ZZZ I'm blocking you)
Overwatch isn't worth making porn of anymore. Its time has passed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Overwatch isn't worth making porn of anymore. Its time has passed.
"Do you hate the fact that you sometimes have to leave your sanctuary and venture out into the Real World where there are OTHER PEOPLE who have the fucking audacity to MAKE NOISE by simply EXISTING?!
Well FUCK THAT! LOOP EARPLUGS! BUY THEM and IGNORE REALITY!"
Well FUCK THAT! LOOP EARPLUGS! BUY THEM and IGNORE REALITY!"
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Do you hate the fact that you sometimes have to leave your sanctuary and venture out into the Real World where there are OTHER PEOPLE who have the fucking audacity to MAKE NOISE by simply EXISTING?!
Well FUCK THAT! LOOP EARPLUGS! BUY THEM and IGNORE REALITY!"
Well FUCK THAT! LOOP EARPLUGS! BUY THEM and IGNORE REALITY!"
I finally pulled out the old Wacom after months of not drawing anything.
Oof.
This is gonna take a bit of time. Verrrry rusty 😅
I'll get it back. Just gotta do my reps.
Oof.
This is gonna take a bit of time. Verrrry rusty 😅
I'll get it back. Just gotta do my reps.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I finally pulled out the old Wacom after months of not drawing anything.
Oof.
This is gonna take a bit of time. Verrrry rusty 😅
I'll get it back. Just gotta do my reps.
Oof.
This is gonna take a bit of time. Verrrry rusty 😅
I'll get it back. Just gotta do my reps.
Reposted by Rumpleputty
This is one of my most recent, I've already reposted it a lot. But I do really like it.
I have a small animation loop of them that I should be able to send out eventually. ( I didn't even start working on it)
I have a small animation loop of them that I should be able to send out eventually. ( I didn't even start working on it)
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is one of my most recent, I've already reposted it a lot. But I do really like it.
I have a small animation loop of them that I should be able to send out eventually. ( I didn't even start working on it)
I have a small animation loop of them that I should be able to send out eventually. ( I didn't even start working on it)
Hey Brach's, why did you change the packaging on your (now much thinner) candy canes to be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN? I shouldn't need a godddamn BOX CUTTER to get at my sugar sticks. 🤦♂️
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hey Brach's, why did you change the packaging on your (now much thinner) candy canes to be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN? I shouldn't need a godddamn BOX CUTTER to get at my sugar sticks. 🤦♂️
Ohhhhh shit, I got my monitor working again. If I can peel myself away from MonHun, FFTtIC, and BallXPit I'm gonna try drawing boobies again.
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ohhhhh shit, I got my monitor working again. If I can peel myself away from MonHun, FFTtIC, and BallXPit I'm gonna try drawing boobies again.
So I tried the Arc Raiders open beta. It's a lot of fun to watch people play it on YouTube but hoooo boy is it not for me. There's a reason I gave up PvP games. If there was a PvE mode I'd be all over that, but I'm not about getting clapped by elevator campers. Y'all can fuck right off with that.
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So I tried the Arc Raiders open beta. It's a lot of fun to watch people play it on YouTube but hoooo boy is it not for me. There's a reason I gave up PvP games. If there was a PvE mode I'd be all over that, but I'm not about getting clapped by elevator campers. Y'all can fuck right off with that.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm so fucking thankful I hit sexual maturity BEFORE Pokémon was a thing, because not once have I ever wanted to fuck a plant monster. In the words of Blake Jennings, "I'm not kink shaming, but I am kink asking 'why??'"
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm so fucking thankful I hit sexual maturity BEFORE Pokémon was a thing, because not once have I ever wanted to fuck a plant monster. In the words of Blake Jennings, "I'm not kink shaming, but I am kink asking 'why??'"
Hell yeah, five hours to go 🙃
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hell yeah, five hours to go 🙃
We moved from our house into a smaller apartment. Now I can't figure out why my computer monitor isn't getting a signal from my PC. Guess I've got some troubleshooting to do before I can return to doodling boobies and coochies.
September 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We moved from our house into a smaller apartment. Now I can't figure out why my computer monitor isn't getting a signal from my PC. Guess I've got some troubleshooting to do before I can return to doodling boobies and coochies.
Are artists who put exclusive work on Patreon aware that people are swiping it and putting it up on reddit? I keep seeing nsfw animations posted to r/hentai that are literally labeled "patreon exclusive" and I feel bad that these artists are getting ripped off. 🤨
September 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Are artists who put exclusive work on Patreon aware that people are swiping it and putting it up on reddit? I keep seeing nsfw animations posted to r/hentai that are literally labeled "patreon exclusive" and I feel bad that these artists are getting ripped off. 🤨
Oh goddammit they made her HOOOOTTTTTTT 🥹
August 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh goddammit they made her HOOOOTTTTTTT 🥹
I promise I'm still working on y'all's OC drawings but I got myself a day job so I dunno what this is going to do to my energy levels and free time. I swear I didn't abandon them. 🥺
August 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I promise I'm still working on y'all's OC drawings but I got myself a day job so I dunno what this is going to do to my energy levels and free time. I swear I didn't abandon them. 🥺
Reposted by Rumpleputty
She's better than you.
August 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
She's better than you.
Holy shit I forgot I had these. 🤣 Anyone else have drawing books from 20+ years ago?
August 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Holy shit I forgot I had these. 🤣 Anyone else have drawing books from 20+ years ago?
Oh damn, they finally made Eunhwa hot 🥵
【NIKKE PROFILE - Eunhwa: Tactical Upgrade】
#EunhwaTacticalUpgrade
✅ Manufacturer: Elysion
✅ Affiliation: Absolute
✅ Weapon: SR: Perfectionist T
HD Ver
🔗: youtube.com/shorts/4mv_3...
#NIKKE
#EunhwaTacticalUpgrade
✅ Manufacturer: Elysion
✅ Affiliation: Absolute
✅ Weapon: SR: Perfectionist T
HD Ver
🔗: youtube.com/shorts/4mv_3...
#NIKKE
August 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh damn, they finally made Eunhwa hot 🥵
Quote with you best cock drawing!
I actually don't draw a lot of cock, but of the cocks I've drawn this is the only one that isn't partially inside a woman, so I guess that qualifies as my "best" 🤷♂️
I actually don't draw a lot of cock, but of the cocks I've drawn this is the only one that isn't partially inside a woman, so I guess that qualifies as my "best" 🤷♂️
August 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Quote with you best cock drawing!
I actually don't draw a lot of cock, but of the cocks I've drawn this is the only one that isn't partially inside a woman, so I guess that qualifies as my "best" 🤷♂️
I actually don't draw a lot of cock, but of the cocks I've drawn this is the only one that isn't partially inside a woman, so I guess that qualifies as my "best" 🤷♂️
I just now fired up my computer and the blurb on my login screen asked if I was "ready to take my creativity to the next level with AI" and I just want to know who I need to contact to tell whichever employee at Microsoft who wrote that that they need to go violently fuck themselves.
August 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I just now fired up my computer and the blurb on my login screen asked if I was "ready to take my creativity to the next level with AI" and I just want to know who I need to contact to tell whichever employee at Microsoft who wrote that that they need to go violently fuck themselves.
Artists, post an old drawing of yours that made you like that:
August 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Artists, post an old drawing of yours that made you like that:
Wilds has continued my streak of unintentionally killing monsters by stabbing them in the ass. Makes for some of the least badass end screens ever 🤦♂️
Here we have my bikini-clad huntress scoring a killing blow on a Rathian's grundle. Wow. So cool.
(Nice booty shot though ngl)
Here we have my bikini-clad huntress scoring a killing blow on a Rathian's grundle. Wow. So cool.
(Nice booty shot though ngl)
August 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wilds has continued my streak of unintentionally killing monsters by stabbing them in the ass. Makes for some of the least badass end screens ever 🤦♂️
Here we have my bikini-clad huntress scoring a killing blow on a Rathian's grundle. Wow. So cool.
(Nice booty shot though ngl)
Here we have my bikini-clad huntress scoring a killing blow on a Rathian's grundle. Wow. So cool.
(Nice booty shot though ngl)