Rumpled Dollar Bill
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Rumpled Dollar Bill
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Dammit. I’m hungry.
It’s finally here! It’s time to start watching the Disney Twisted Wonderland anime.

There’s only three episodes out. That means five more and it’s over. Dammit. It’s just like spending tons of money for gems and never getting the SSR card I want lol
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So I finished watching KONOSUBA...and oh boy. I can put up with a lot of fanservice but this show truly takes all the cakes.

Not only is the fanservice cranked up to 11, the animation itself was janky so that was distracting on top of the jiggling tits and orz shots from behind. Kazuma is scum.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The last time I got Starbucks anything was a few months ago when they were selling the pumpkin spice monstrosity in creamer form.

Had like three coffee cups with it and dumped the rest down the drain. Tasted worse than ass.

Kept the bottle top. The spout is perfect for the Coffeemate bottle.
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My right butt cheek itched. So I scratched. But it itched more. So I stuck my hand down my pajama pants and scratched a BUG BITE*! ITS WINTER OUTSIDE. WHERES THE MF BUG?!

* I have a strong reaction to bug bites and they can be hell to manage. The last one was also in winter.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Forever failing upwards man called a device “devie” and my soul is guffawing.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guys at work: did you watch the Super Mario Galaxy trailer?

Me, trying to hide my disgust while they fanboy: no and I’m not gonna see it. The first one was enough. A certain someone* is in it and I’m not interested.

* I can’t even remember the fucker’s name so it’s even better
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I almost drowned taking my medicine tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So I can’t sleep at night and told my doc I was taking magnesium but that didn’t really helped. So she told me to stop taking it.

Today she prescribed me trazodone and I don’t know how to feel about that. It’s an antidepressant. I have been depressed in the past and I know how that feels. So… 🤷‍♀️
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
These men are truly helpless without me here. Specially the newest hire who has been here for two years.

Somebody (not me) used the last AAA battery and didn’t get more from storage. So useless two year old employee didn’t know where we keep them and interrupted my lunch to ask me. 😡
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He made his pot of coffee this morning lol

And he’s gonna have to drink it all by himself too.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dude at work last Thursday: make a whole pot of coffee for himself

Me, a dum dum: oh I’ll buy the coffee and we’ll drink it everyday

Him: …okay

Me on Friday: make a pot and feel so pleased with myself

Me today: make pot of coffee and dude is oblivious so I tell him there’s coffee
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
For Halloween the animation was super cute. Except they’re gonna kill me. There’s no hiding from stal monsters lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have a feeling that A House of Dynamite is going to live rent free in my head for a long time.
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I am cooked, aka first world problems:

- Disney Twisted Wonderland started today and I have yet to resubscribe to Disney+

- started Pokémon ZA yesterday lol

- haven’t finished my current playthrough of BOTW

- wanted to at least finish my first playthrough of TOTW

- wanted to give Age of
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Dude always telling us why he’s taking time off.

Told him, you don’t have to tell us. Tell the boss.
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hahaha, Age of Imprisonment is over 40GB big as a download. Cancelled my eshop preorder and ordered the physical game instead. Hopefully nobody will steal it from the mail room.
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There is something wrong with me.

I don’t like caramel candy.

But I love the Payday candy bar. The saltiness from the peanuts contrasts perfectly with the “filling.”

I didn’t know that “filling” is caramel. I’m today years old
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Back in 2020, I decided to start watching the beloved anime Konosuba. The only reason for my decision was that I had watched the first season of Isekai Quartet and the second season was coming out that year.

I got as far as two episodes. The bouncing tits turned me off. They bounced more than
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Went to Costco to pick up medicine and came out with over $200 of stuff I don’t need, including Pokémon ZA.*

The medicine cost me nothing cause insurance covers it thanks to the ACA.

Yeah, I’m a dum dum.

* some of it was clothes which I do need but still, dum dum
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My Disney+ saga is resolved! I think…

Called their customer center and explained to the very nice man. He couldn’t find the money I paid so he suggested changing my PayPal pwd and starting a chargeback. I got my $$ back and now I can resubscribe again in time for Twisted Wonderland this week.
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Need a bagel slicer.

Google bagel slicers online.

Zabar’s has a bagel slicer for $22.

Shipping is $21.

Hell no.

Got it from the bullseye people instead.

Dammit.
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
That’s Epel to a T. Let’s not forget he’s cute too lol
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What in the fuck?

I just cancelled my Crunchyroll subscription so it doesn’t auto renew and I got an email from Hulu that I cancelled my subscription with them! I mean, one is Sony and the other is Disney, so what the fuck?
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I already have paid for a three month Crunchyroll membership and I’m trying to see the add-on for manga (which I prolly won’t read /time) but when I go to the website, where the fees should be listed, I get a notice that the plan automatically renews after the trial period but I never agreed to this
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m already cute but I wonder if I’d be cuter if I cut my bangs. I have a cowlick in the middle of my forehead so I /know/ it’ll suck.
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM