Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker.bsky.social
Native Floridian ☀️ Coffee aficionado ☕️ UF/UF Law alumna 🐊 Contributing Editor at Mediaite 📺 Freelance writer 💻 Aspiring pâtissière 🍰
timeline cleanse with a #RitziTheKitten update ❤️🐈
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
timeline cleanse with a #RitziTheKitten update ❤️🐈
update: Ritzi was dropped off with a brand new @Ritzcrackers box and she loves sleeping in it
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
update: Ritzi was dropped off with a brand new @Ritzcrackers box and she loves sleeping in it
Meet Ritzi. The #CatDistributionSystem dropped her off at my brother’s house & I thought it was a good time for a little sister for Queso.
She’s named after the Ritz cracker box she was using as a bed. So now I have Queso and Ritzi. Cheese and crackers! 🐈🐈
She’s named after the Ritz cracker box she was using as a bed. So now I have Queso and Ritzi. Cheese and crackers! 🐈🐈
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Meet Ritzi. The #CatDistributionSystem dropped her off at my brother’s house & I thought it was a good time for a little sister for Queso.
She’s named after the Ritz cracker box she was using as a bed. So now I have Queso and Ritzi. Cheese and crackers! 🐈🐈
She’s named after the Ritz cracker box she was using as a bed. So now I have Queso and Ritzi. Cheese and crackers! 🐈🐈
Orlando this morning … 🥶
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Orlando this morning … 🥶
Happy Falling Iguana Season to those who celebrate 🦎🥶
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy Falling Iguana Season to those who celebrate 🦎🥶
last minute change of plans for my Halloween costume because of the weather (50s is COLD for native Floridians! 🥶) … sparkly Minnie Mouse ears are always fun. Hope y’all had a Happy Halloween. 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
last minute change of plans for my Halloween costume because of the weather (50s is COLD for native Floridians! 🥶) … sparkly Minnie Mouse ears are always fun. Hope y’all had a Happy Halloween. 🎃
dark chocolate mocha gâteau with raspberry filling, chocolate hazelnut cream cheese icing, fresh raspberries
October 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
dark chocolate mocha gâteau with raspberry filling, chocolate hazelnut cream cheese icing, fresh raspberries
seems increasingly relevant lately…
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
seems increasingly relevant lately…
timeline cleanser…Queso with his paws tucked in being cute for no reason…have a good evening 🐈
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
timeline cleanser…Queso with his paws tucked in being cute for no reason…have a good evening 🐈
in case this is helpful for anyone else, this method has been successful for me with these spammers
similar response for realtors: “Sure, I’ll sell my home, $5 million cash, as-is, close in 15 days, otherwise no deal.”
they don’t write or call again after that 🤷🏻♀️
similar response for realtors: “Sure, I’ll sell my home, $5 million cash, as-is, close in 15 days, otherwise no deal.”
they don’t write or call again after that 🤷🏻♀️
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
in case this is helpful for anyone else, this method has been successful for me with these spammers
similar response for realtors: “Sure, I’ll sell my home, $5 million cash, as-is, close in 15 days, otherwise no deal.”
they don’t write or call again after that 🤷🏻♀️
similar response for realtors: “Sure, I’ll sell my home, $5 million cash, as-is, close in 15 days, otherwise no deal.”
they don’t write or call again after that 🤷🏻♀️
Great Smoky Mountains living up to their name 😍 #northcarolina #northcarolinamountains #greatsmokymountains #mountains #westernnc
September 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Great Smoky Mountains living up to their name 😍 #northcarolina #northcarolinamountains #greatsmokymountains #mountains #westernnc
Ran away to the mountains for a little bit, weather’s perfect, doing my best to unplug…also a helpful sign reminding you that no, you cannot pet that dawg 🐻 #northcarolina #ncmountains #greatsmokymountains #bears
August 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ran away to the mountains for a little bit, weather’s perfect, doing my best to unplug…also a helpful sign reminding you that no, you cannot pet that dawg 🐻 #northcarolina #ncmountains #greatsmokymountains #bears
"and it isn't even wrong" I don't even smoke and still almost needed a cigarette after reading that
August 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"and it isn't even wrong" I don't even smoke and still almost needed a cigarette after reading that
new countdown on @taylorswift13’s website for 2 pm ET today ❤️🔥
August 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
new countdown on @taylorswift13’s website for 2 pm ET today ❤️🔥
Ahi tuna bowl with basmati rice, mango, avocado, cherry tomatoes, green onions, and portobello, shiitake, & oyster mushrooms. Not too shabby. 😁
August 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ahi tuna bowl with basmati rice, mango, avocado, cherry tomatoes, green onions, and portobello, shiitake, & oyster mushrooms. Not too shabby. 😁
look how happy Travis is for her, adorable
August 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
look how happy Travis is for her, adorable
Staying with my internet celebrity friends for a short weekend trip so I had to take a photo with this important artifact of viral online history from 2021. 🤓 #dragoncon
Was hilarious watching it go viral that year. “Hey, I know that guy!” www.epbot.com/2021/09/drag...
Was hilarious watching it go viral that year. “Hey, I know that guy!” www.epbot.com/2021/09/drag...
July 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Staying with my internet celebrity friends for a short weekend trip so I had to take a photo with this important artifact of viral online history from 2021. 🤓 #dragoncon
Was hilarious watching it go viral that year. “Hey, I know that guy!” www.epbot.com/2021/09/drag...
Was hilarious watching it go viral that year. “Hey, I know that guy!” www.epbot.com/2021/09/drag...
.@ProjectLincoln sending out email touting the mention of their tweet in the lawsuit. Says Trump is “scared of our audience,” and they’re “proud to have lived rent-free in Trump’s head for five solid years now.”
This is the tweet in the complaint: x.com/ProjectLinco...
This is the tweet in the complaint: x.com/ProjectLinco...
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
.@ProjectLincoln sending out email touting the mention of their tweet in the lawsuit. Says Trump is “scared of our audience,” and they’re “proud to have lived rent-free in Trump’s head for five solid years now.”
This is the tweet in the complaint: x.com/ProjectLinco...
This is the tweet in the complaint: x.com/ProjectLinco...
#TrumpvsWSJ just got WEIRDER...
there is another separate court docket entry with a DIFFERENT CASE NUMBER
I have a copy of this complaint. it appears legit on its face. will upload and post.
there is another separate court docket entry with a DIFFERENT CASE NUMBER
I have a copy of this complaint. it appears legit on its face. will upload and post.
July 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
#TrumpvsWSJ just got WEIRDER...
there is another separate court docket entry with a DIFFERENT CASE NUMBER
I have a copy of this complaint. it appears legit on its face. will upload and post.
there is another separate court docket entry with a DIFFERENT CASE NUMBER
I have a copy of this complaint. it appears legit on its face. will upload and post.
Trump lawsuit finally showed up on PACER docket. No complaint yet. Defendants are Dow Jones, News Corp, Rupert Murdoch, and the two WSJ reporters (I cropped to not amplify their addresses). Trump listed as filing this "pro se" but I assume that will be updated soon?
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
July 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trump lawsuit finally showed up on PACER docket. No complaint yet. Defendants are Dow Jones, News Corp, Rupert Murdoch, and the two WSJ reporters (I cropped to not amplify their addresses). Trump listed as filing this "pro se" but I assume that will be updated soon?
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
I have a marvelous agreement with my neighbor. She likes to bake homemade crackers and she borrows my sheet pans and gives me some crackers as rent. Today’s batches were everything seasoning & “spicy not spicy.”
“Because they’re not *too* spicy,” she said. (She was right) 🥰🌶️
“Because they’re not *too* spicy,” she said. (She was right) 🥰🌶️
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have a marvelous agreement with my neighbor. She likes to bake homemade crackers and she borrows my sheet pans and gives me some crackers as rent. Today’s batches were everything seasoning & “spicy not spicy.”
“Because they’re not *too* spicy,” she said. (She was right) 🥰🌶️
“Because they’re not *too* spicy,” she said. (She was right) 🥰🌶️
there was a suggestion in the fam group chat that Queso looked like he was posing for GlamourShots so well these got made (be nice this is just what I could do quickly with the iPhone photo app)
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
there was a suggestion in the fam group chat that Queso looked like he was posing for GlamourShots so well these got made (be nice this is just what I could do quickly with the iPhone photo app)
I know everything is insane right now but I crocheted #QuesoTheCat a cat bed and he loves it and is very cute so I’m sharing the photo as a timeline cleanser. ❤️🐈
July 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I know everything is insane right now but I crocheted #QuesoTheCat a cat bed and he loves it and is very cute so I’m sharing the photo as a timeline cleanser. ❤️🐈