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rumblepakrat.bsky.social
@rumblepakrat.bsky.social
Tiniest cock in the world seeks pinhole to dominate. Pinholes unite to say fuck you, you tiny cunt.
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No, just the USA. We all think you're fucking stupid and lazy.
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Fucking read that out loud to yourself! We'll wait. The actual fuck!!!
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Big, stupid baby gets a lolly pop. World at large continues to stare in disbelief. Great job everyone!
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
To all Americans sitting in sodden trousers and bleating "But what can we do?". Fill the fucking streets. Burn the capitol. Yes, burn the fucking capitol. The White House, the Senate, all of it. It has been desecrated. Burn it all and build anew. The Rose Garden, the East Wing, all of it. Build back
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
And shame on TSN for their "commentary" that characterized the US tying goal as heroic and then sad-sacked the US loss as shocking. Stop placating the bully.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"My country right or wrong." Is and has always been a weak refrain. There is right and there is wrong. There are no geographic lines which transcend that basic truth. To believe otherwise is to willingly turn a blind eye to cruelty. To state that you somehow deserve to victimize another is to lie.
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The current US administration is vowing to murder anyone dissenting the regime's orders. I say again, the United States government is publicly vowing to murder anyone opposing the Khomeini regime's orders. Trump has promised to sacrifice US service members for Ayatollah Khomeini's whims. The fuck!!!
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"Freeze citizen! Have you boofed yet?!"
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"I RAPED A CHILD!" -DJT
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
RAPED A CHILD.
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Nothing the GOP fears more than a black man signaling his concern. /S
FILL THE FUCKING STREETS AMERICA! WHAT DOES IT TAKE? HOW MUCH RAPE IS TOO MUCH?!
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A rapist
An asshole
A Nazi
A misogynist
A pedophile
A dumbass
A prick
A thief
A liar
A cheat
An embarrassment
An abuser
An idiot
So many words, great words, words like no one has ever seen, the best words.
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Disgraceful. If that word held any meaning anymore. The very idea that video evidence of murder may thwart future murders and is somehow a security risk for the murderer should disqualify this dried cum shot from ever speaking in public again. Apologies to pearl-clutchers, but these are your people.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tennessee: "Naw, let's kill some more brown folks, see if'n that fixes it. Hyuck. Gawsh-darn. Duhrrrrrrr......."
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
America? You're a joke. The rest of the world sees you as a high school prom king cock-fight. When you're ready, we have real problems to solve. People are dying. You are killing them. For Internet points. Your "leaders" are blowing up brown people for clout. Do you understand that?
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This just in: Lucy has yoinked the football. Charlie Brown is in disarray."
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Operation Hitachi Magic Wand: Freedom never felt so good.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The incandescent rage this man must feel, as a trained, elite, military service member. I can't imagine the self-control required to not go full-Rambo in the face of the disrespect aimed in his, and others, way by the sentient skid-mark. He's a far better man than I.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Hey Donnie, I hear you're selling out allies. You're so smart, and handsome, I think Mamdani likes you, like, y'know, like-likes you. I know, right? Dreamy. Anyway, Taiwan has been so nasty, am I right?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
TLDR: America has concentration camps.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He might as well have stopped to piss on it. Oh, right, catheter.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM