Rumaan Alam
rumaan.bsky.social
Rumaan Alam
@rumaan.bsky.social
Writer?
almost sounds like the plot of a brookner novel
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Idk what a Victoria sponge even is. I could never host a tv show or be a diplomat but I do like this strange 45 minute delusion. It even applies in bleak scenarios like I watch hoarders and think I could do that I could be a hoarder
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
sometimes racism is dated in this hilarious way... muslims ride camels... ok babe whatever you say
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i *knew* i'm made the mistake the second i said it. i've been reading too much nonsense, a muddle in my muddled brain. anyway if you want to hear someone overthink tina brown i'm at your service. thank you @jolivingstone.bsky.social and @charoshane.bsky.social for having me!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Every candidate for every office nationwide should have to debate not their opponent but a New York city
Middle schooler
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Mom: this is nice
Girl: first of all it smells like shit in here
Mom: let’s keep an open mind
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My favorite of her movies however remains Baby Boom maybe the best film about yuppiedom god what a legend
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
in a 'children of men' scenario i am julianne moore. i think i'm the star of the movie and then i die seven minutes into it
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Diana Athill
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I will say it’s a LOT of reading
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
All this math makes me feel especially insane somehow
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM