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Hades
@ruleroftartarus.bsky.social
From the deepest part of Tartarus, I am Hell. #GreekMythology #Roleplayer
I am restless today.
December 8, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I expect nothing less *he chuckles* Hades
December 8, 2024 at 8:22 PM
She is a nuisance to society
December 8, 2024 at 6:57 AM
*Tilting his head down to stare into her eyes, his skin cools at her playful tone. Amusement dancing behind her eyes as his jaw tightens with frustration.* but did you have to paint me in your peanut butter…again? It’s a pain in the ass to remove
*She wraps her arms and legs around him. Pulling her legs and him closer to her body as she licks peanut butter off of his chin before nipping.* Maybe because I want you to find me?
*He marches across the hall and slams her against the wall before shoving his face into hers with a growl. Holding in his temper and the flames that are pressing underneath his skin, begging to be released.* Why is it that every time something goes missing, it’s YOU?
December 8, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Have you met Eros….
December 8, 2024 at 6:51 AM
*He marches across the hall and slams her against the wall before shoving his face into hers with a growl. Holding in his temper and the flames that are pressing underneath his skin, begging to be released.* Why is it that every time something goes missing, it’s YOU?
*She smears peanut butter over his face before dragging her hand down to his chest. Bringing her hand to her mouth, she licks a dollop of peanut butter from the tip of her index finger.* Oh those dogs. Have they gone missing?
*His body simmers with unrelenting power.* You know damn well what I’m talking about you little shit. Where. Are. My. Dogs?
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
*His body simmers with unrelenting power.* You know damn well what I’m talking about you little shit. Where. Are. My. Dogs?
*She drops two of the jars of peanut butter and unscrews the jar of the creamy variety. Ripping off the seal with her teeth, she shoves her hand into the jar while staring back with innocent eyes* I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*He grabs hold of the back of her neck and lifts her off her feet to bring her closer* Where are my dogs?
December 8, 2024 at 6:28 AM
*He grabs hold of the back of her neck and lifts her off her feet to bring her closer* Where are my dogs?
Okay, okay! *She teleports in front of him and takes the jars* you know, you’re getting so cranky in your old age
*He rolls his eyes and holds up a third jar* 3 is my final offer take it or it disappears
December 8, 2024 at 6:22 AM
*He rolls his eyes and holds up a third jar* 3 is my final offer take it or it disappears
*She takes a small step closer* maybe….
*He sighs and holds up both the crunchy and creamy versions* will you come for two full size?
December 8, 2024 at 6:18 AM
*He sighs and holds up both the crunchy and creamy versions* will you come for two full size?
*She snorts* I’m no fool!
*He shakes the jar of peanut butter* come here Eros.
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
The gates are closed…I have rodents
Then close the gates to anyone except those necessary to the work and ecosystem of the underworld such as Hermes hecate ECT, and the souls.
I just can’t win. You would think they would stay out of the Underworld and yet it’s become grand central station
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 AM
*He shakes the jar of peanut butter* come here Eros.
December 8, 2024 at 6:12 AM
I just can’t win. You would think they would stay out of the Underworld and yet it’s become grand central station
It'll work for a time but keep an eye out because many do the same
I’m thinking of hiding in the mortal realm
December 8, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Oh? I’ll remember that
*You will all

I'll be sitting Gucci live streaming it
Do not tempt that little shit. We will all pay the price
December 8, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Do not tempt that little shit. We will all pay the price
December 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I’m thinking of hiding in the mortal realm
You'll find your own pocket of paradise to retreat to one day
*He sighs* fair enough. Though I would like to get away
December 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
*He sighs* fair enough. Though I would like to get away
You really think I'd tell you a secret I've kept from even Gaia herself.

And I would do anything to be declared her favorite, anything but that
*He crosses his arms over his chest and smirks* I could always pull it out of you.
December 8, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Eros, the last time you came to my humble abode, you were hiding from Zeus because you used gorilla glue to bedazzle all his clothes. I’m not getting involved in all your shit again
December 8, 2024 at 6:01 AM
*He crosses his arms over his chest and smirks* I could always pull it out of you.
Oh sweet nephew

That's one secret I'm taking far beyond my non-existent grave~.

[she reached over, patting him on the head lovingly and speaking in a sickly sweet voice]
Now that is one secret you need to share. Where does one go to evade family when they keep popping up like the zits on Zeuses ass?
December 8, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Now that is one secret you need to share. Where does one go to evade family when they keep popping up like the zits on Zeuses ass?
Just trying to catch up on the on goings and what boys that's I've missed.

I went on a small vacation from the rest of the family.
Ah, Pheme. How goes the waterhole of secrecy these days?
December 8, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Ah, Pheme. How goes the waterhole of secrecy these days?
No need it's coming with me
Someone call Zeus to take its cat with wings back.
December 8, 2024 at 5:53 AM
*Fire erupts from his core* you keep pushing me girl and I’ll throw your ass back to cleaning up after my pets!
*She drags her tongue across his face before vanishing and reappearing across from him.* if you weren’t so freakishly tall, one would not wish to climb such heights
About as misunderstood as an STD in the mortal realm *He growls into her face.* I am not a jungle gym. We have been over this.
December 8, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Someone call Zeus to take its cat with wings back.
December 8, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I am starting to regret following you back on this portal…
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 AM
About as misunderstood as an STD in the mortal realm *He growls into her face.* I am not a jungle gym. We have been over this.
*Wrapping her legs tighter around his shoulders, she grabs hold of his face with a screech* No! I’m not ready! *She leans over and peers into his piercing blue gaze with a frown* I don’t know why you’re so cruel to her, she’s truly just misunderstood.
*He reaches back and tries to lift her off of his shoulder while flinching his head to the side* As much as one misses Medusa
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 AM