Did you mean we should shit on the chili or on your step-son's place? That chili sounds pretty good right now. I'd hate to spoil it. I don't think I ever met your step-son, so I don't want to start anything.
How about I eat some chili and fart a couple of times and leave?
Should I bring some beer?

You're sitting by the shore of a lake surrounded by forest and for the first time in your life you hear a loon call.
Did Woody Woodpecker and Ed Gein make a baby who really, really needs more meth?

Casablanca is one of the wittiest scripts to be put on film.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMIy...

Robert Shaw, Robert Redford, and Paul Newman in 'The Sting', Best picture, 1974

Piss biscuit.

Funny but seriously, James Buchanan was probably gay.