Cowboys get their egos bruised so goddamn easily, even sober. 100× while drunk
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cowboys get their egos bruised so goddamn easily, even sober. 100× while drunk
Wow good to know you still lack emotional intelligence bub!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wow good to know you still lack emotional intelligence bub!!
"I need the govnt to get their shit together bc now its impacting my job. These flight cancelations are so hard to work around for my millionaire clients."
...you literally voted for this shit bc of "economics." Stfu.
...you literally voted for this shit bc of "economics." Stfu.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"I need the govnt to get their shit together bc now its impacting my job. These flight cancelations are so hard to work around for my millionaire clients."
...you literally voted for this shit bc of "economics." Stfu.
...you literally voted for this shit bc of "economics." Stfu.
You have a knack for solutions before you hear the whole story and I desperately need you to stop, be patient, and listen to understand and not respond.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You have a knack for solutions before you hear the whole story and I desperately need you to stop, be patient, and listen to understand and not respond.
Okay with daylight savings going into effect, let's all remember how to drive with our brights on -
1. As soon as you see lights ahead of you, no matter how far away they are, turn off your brights
2. Do not drive with your brights on in the city or on the freeway unless you are alone
1. As soon as you see lights ahead of you, no matter how far away they are, turn off your brights
2. Do not drive with your brights on in the city or on the freeway unless you are alone
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Okay with daylight savings going into effect, let's all remember how to drive with our brights on -
1. As soon as you see lights ahead of you, no matter how far away they are, turn off your brights
2. Do not drive with your brights on in the city or on the freeway unless you are alone
1. As soon as you see lights ahead of you, no matter how far away they are, turn off your brights
2. Do not drive with your brights on in the city or on the freeway unless you are alone
I just made myself sad bc I just thought about who im gonna give my animal bones to when I move bc I can't take them with me 😭
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just made myself sad bc I just thought about who im gonna give my animal bones to when I move bc I can't take them with me 😭
Don't call me the "queen of customs."
I just do my job when it comes to making our product.
Really fucking well.
I just do my job when it comes to making our product.
Really fucking well.
August 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Don't call me the "queen of customs."
I just do my job when it comes to making our product.
Really fucking well.
I just do my job when it comes to making our product.
Really fucking well.
hey definitely asking for me - how do I tell someone I don't want to be their anymore and they're really fucking weird?
July 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
hey definitely asking for me - how do I tell someone I don't want to be their anymore and they're really fucking weird?
There is some subtle irony in going to therapy on the anniversary of my brother's death. Like hi, I definitely should've been going before, however your death really tipped the scales in how I handle certain things. Thank you for the lesson bro 🖤🧡
June 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There is some subtle irony in going to therapy on the anniversary of my brother's death. Like hi, I definitely should've been going before, however your death really tipped the scales in how I handle certain things. Thank you for the lesson bro 🖤🧡
hey not to be dramatic or anything, but I would drop everything and try to beat my designated time of arrival when driving across the state, just to make sure you weren't alone with what you're going through right now
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
hey not to be dramatic or anything, but I would drop everything and try to beat my designated time of arrival when driving across the state, just to make sure you weren't alone with what you're going through right now
Depression is one hell of a drug
May 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Depression is one hell of a drug
"Is he weird like us?" - a common and very real question that is now a requirement for my friends when I begin dating
May 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Is he weird like us?" - a common and very real question that is now a requirement for my friends when I begin dating
baby girl, you looked so tired. im so sorry you stuck it out when you knew it was dying. it's nice to see your light come back. still a little worn in the eyes, but you're getting there, day by day
May 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
baby girl, you looked so tired. im so sorry you stuck it out when you knew it was dying. it's nice to see your light come back. still a little worn in the eyes, but you're getting there, day by day
While driving to work after therapy, I was trying really hard to stop crying bc of a heavy session, and the truck beside me had a "no step on snek" sticker, so I started checking out his other stickers, and bust out laughing at his "i brake for goth girls" sticker. It definitely helped lol
April 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
While driving to work after therapy, I was trying really hard to stop crying bc of a heavy session, and the truck beside me had a "no step on snek" sticker, so I started checking out his other stickers, and bust out laughing at his "i brake for goth girls" sticker. It definitely helped lol
My stepdad has been a grumpy bitch since about noon yesterday and I think it's bc the vacation was coming to a close and he can't drink anymore.
He wouldn't even sit next to us while we were waiting to board our last plane, just pouting into his phone
He wouldn't even sit next to us while we were waiting to board our last plane, just pouting into his phone
April 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My stepdad has been a grumpy bitch since about noon yesterday and I think it's bc the vacation was coming to a close and he can't drink anymore.
He wouldn't even sit next to us while we were waiting to board our last plane, just pouting into his phone
He wouldn't even sit next to us while we were waiting to board our last plane, just pouting into his phone
I am not the center of the universe. I don't belong on a pedestal. I am a kind, caring, and compassionate person. I am giving you the basic necessity of human interaction. Stop it with the overwhelming statements of how amazing I am
March 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am not the center of the universe. I don't belong on a pedestal. I am a kind, caring, and compassionate person. I am giving you the basic necessity of human interaction. Stop it with the overwhelming statements of how amazing I am
santa fe is wild bc I could be just driving behind someone and they'll think I'm right on their ass, and then try to swerve off the road just to cause an issue like ma'am just got the fucking speed limit and mind your business
March 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
santa fe is wild bc I could be just driving behind someone and they'll think I'm right on their ass, and then try to swerve off the road just to cause an issue like ma'am just got the fucking speed limit and mind your business
It goes hand in hand with my dynamic with my sister so guess what we're exploring next week
After telling my therapist about all of the drama that occurred while I was away and the current drama happening now at work, he said "you're literally like everyone's older sister" and my response was "I KNOW and I'm just the baby too!!"
March 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It goes hand in hand with my dynamic with my sister so guess what we're exploring next week
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After telling my therapist about all of the drama that occurred while I was away and the current drama happening now at work, he said "you're literally like everyone's older sister" and my response was "I KNOW and I'm just the baby too!!"
March 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
After telling my therapist about all of the drama that occurred while I was away and the current drama happening now at work, he said "you're literally like everyone's older sister" and my response was "I KNOW and I'm just the baby too!!"
After telling my therapist about all of the drama that occurred while I was away and the current drama happening now at work, he said "you're literally like everyone's older sister" and my response was "I KNOW and I'm just the baby too!!"
March 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
After telling my therapist about all of the drama that occurred while I was away and the current drama happening now at work, he said "you're literally like everyone's older sister" and my response was "I KNOW and I'm just the baby too!!"
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Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well.
My face:
My face:
March 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well.
My face:
My face:
Sir we havent spoken to each other, even formally in person, in over 15 years. Tf do you want
March 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sir we havent spoken to each other, even formally in person, in over 15 years. Tf do you want
That thing I've been dreading for two months?
Took me 30 minutes to complete.
Took me 30 minutes to complete.
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That thing I've been dreading for two months?
Took me 30 minutes to complete.
Took me 30 minutes to complete.
It ain't home until you hear the coyotes playing in the arroyo
March 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It ain't home until you hear the coyotes playing in the arroyo
Listen... the love of giving someone else a free sticker is phenomenal and meaningful, especially when it's for something they love
March 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Listen... the love of giving someone else a free sticker is phenomenal and meaningful, especially when it's for something they love