Lance
@ruintheory.bsky.social
I don’t care what anyone calls it, I’m never gonna stop
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don’t care what anyone calls it, I’m never gonna stop
That’s my life motto
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That’s my life motto
Never heard it called that before
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Never heard it called that before
I’m have to squint to see it
October 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m have to squint to see it
Hot slut is a nice palate cleanser
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hot slut is a nice palate cleanser
Thank you for your service 🫡
September 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Thank you for your service 🫡
I can clap, and I could howl
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I can clap, and I could howl
Jaw dropping for multiple reasons
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Jaw dropping for multiple reasons
Retiree hour at bars is under appreciated
September 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Retiree hour at bars is under appreciated
Does it come with a free set of truck nuts?
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Does it come with a free set of truck nuts?
You really gotta milk that oatmeal to get all that cream
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You really gotta milk that oatmeal to get all that cream
Pretty fly for a white guy
September 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Pretty fly for a white guy
Smells like piss, sounds like a macaroni buffet
September 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Smells like piss, sounds like a macaroni buffet
Quality and quantity
September 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Quality and quantity
When they cum they squeal like a dialup modem
September 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When they cum they squeal like a dialup modem
I’m imagining someone yelling “Mr Pussy!!” out in the streets
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m imagining someone yelling “Mr Pussy!!” out in the streets