reason 970 I could never be a domme

okay i filled my computer with wood chips and now the fans are making really angry sounds, what next

making you say? :>

im kidding pls don't kill me xD

yes a secret
nobody knows
no one can learn this

because it's a

secret

(lying)

X

omw to be your personal terrible chef

food important :<<< would cook for u if I could :c

cardboard juice

...juice box is not a type of juice

valid tbh they'd both probably induce immediate vomiting

depends on the kind of juice

i draw the line at tomato

beans for Ashe

if it had an off switch i feel like a lot of people would use it for this reason

tremble at my inability to break rules :hellmo:

19, move over (for someone with almost zero life experience lmao)

Angel vampire :O cutie!!!

also I'm boring but it meeee

"Idiot..." I murmured while gently wrapping the cut on her arm. "Why didn't you safeword?"
"Well..." Looking down, she said "I know we got carried away, but with you I feel safe, even having gone that far."
I froze for a moment before smiling and softly sighing.
"I love you too"

//is this anything-

IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

YAAAAAAS best weather omw to cuddle forever

hhhhhhhhhh

how u :D