Ry
@ruinous-ry.bsky.social
30 | NSFW | 21+ | DBD player | writer
I'm already excited to sleep tomorrow night
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I'm already excited to sleep tomorrow night
Do we think Shrek can find the clit?
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Do we think Shrek can find the clit?
I feel like my ratio is 100:1.
Guess I'm not supporting the girls on this one
Guess I'm not supporting the girls on this one
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I feel like my ratio is 100:1.
Guess I'm not supporting the girls on this one
Guess I'm not supporting the girls on this one
Chased down a drunk driver tonight
July 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Chased down a drunk driver tonight
People who blowdry their hair in the summer....
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
July 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
People who blowdry their hair in the summer....
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
I wish I wouldve reminded every guy who claimed "blue balls" that he had his own damn hands.
June 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wish I wouldve reminded every guy who claimed "blue balls" that he had his own damn hands.
50% of something is better than 100% of nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
50% of something is better than 100% of nothing.
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Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy’s features Springtrap, whose brilliant innovations are the perfect vessels for darkness.
Coming on June 17.
Coming on June 17.
June 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy’s features Springtrap, whose brilliant innovations are the perfect vessels for darkness.
Coming on June 17.
Coming on June 17.
Id like to thank the universe that food doesn't taste as good anymore.
June 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Id like to thank the universe that food doesn't taste as good anymore.
My claim to fame is that I know every word to We Didn't Start the Fire
June 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My claim to fame is that I know every word to We Didn't Start the Fire
Walmart pickup order got DELAYED and I'm supposed to be getting drunk online tonight 😫
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Walmart pickup order got DELAYED and I'm supposed to be getting drunk online tonight 😫
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Life goal - lose so much weight, face ID needs updated
June 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Life goal - lose so much weight, face ID needs updated
Crying over Tammy's weight loss and loose skin removal 😭
June 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Crying over Tammy's weight loss and loose skin removal 😭
My tummy is upset.
And no, it's CLEARLY not because I put wasabi/soy almond on my caramel pretzel ice cream.
And no, it's CLEARLY not because I put wasabi/soy almond on my caramel pretzel ice cream.
June 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My tummy is upset.
And no, it's CLEARLY not because I put wasabi/soy almond on my caramel pretzel ice cream.
And no, it's CLEARLY not because I put wasabi/soy almond on my caramel pretzel ice cream.
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Yes it is true, DBD with friends can mend a broken heart
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yes it is true, DBD with friends can mend a broken heart
I keep staying up way too late playing fortnite.
Like a damn child.
Like a damn child.
June 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I keep staying up way too late playing fortnite.
Like a damn child.
Like a damn child.
People who go on vacation and then complain about missing their kids on the first day??
Why not just TAKE them?
Why not just TAKE them?
June 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
People who go on vacation and then complain about missing their kids on the first day??
Why not just TAKE them?
Why not just TAKE them?
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Apartments that accept children but not pets are the problem.
June 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Apartments that accept children but not pets are the problem.
Hot take- I could not care less about freeing the nipple.
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hot take- I could not care less about freeing the nipple.
Chaos Shuffle is killer sided.
June 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Chaos Shuffle is killer sided.
This whole "working 8-630" is for the birds
June 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This whole "working 8-630" is for the birds