I’ve been to a lot of funerals for someone my age. I’m not that young, but I’ve definitely been to more funerals than weddings.

Here are some pics from today’s. I want to be more like this human, and I’m gonna make it a mission.

I see your AI pupper and I raise you - a real one. Her name is Ruby.

This is Sapphire. She is Ruby’s younger half-sister. She is a snuggle bug, a bulldozer and the cheerleader of the team. She is also a bully who has run/slid headfirst into more glass doors than even her dyspraxic momma (me). If she were a cat, she would be orange. She borks only when borken to.

This is Ruby. Ruby is a Philosopher but only speaks in grunts, whinnies and the sound of a slowly deflating balloon. She has permanent ennui - but she really likes one particular small yellow ball (which is actually ten small yellow balls, but most of them are under the sofa).

I mean… have you even tried saying “no” to this?

I post a lot of relatively serious comments on other people’s stuff.

For balance, here are my two smallest housemates, who are anything but. Also, fluffy. Additionally, TUMMY!