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College football broke my brain many years ago.
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That second half was one of the most entertaining matches I've seen in a very long time. The "empty net goal" at the end was priceless.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sports marketing double speak. Danita is fluent in that as a second language.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
At first blush it seems odd that the Belgian League is higher than MLS, but the Eredivisie is lower. I know each of those European leagues have teams that are non-competitive -- sort of like the Scottish Premiership, but it's baffling.
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Charlotte could barely break down a 9 man DC United while playing with Zaha at the end of the season. Charlotte are not good.
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Reynas should be used as an example of "Don't do this to raise an adult."
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Picard has a Moe Howard haircut. FWIW, Issa Tall was the runner up to Ally Mackay in the DCU General Manager hunt a few years back. Levien and Kaplan really know how to hone in on the "good ones."
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Worthwhile, thanks for the effort. Feels good to vent about the dumpster fire that is DC United and two worst majority "owners" in MLS - Jason Levien and Steve Kaplan
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
At 1.1cm, you reach the encroaching sea water.
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lima beans and snail are in I would rather starve than eat them category.
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Get Pareja fired I would assume.
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Always comforting to see another club drift into the Joey Saputo/Jason Levien style of incompetent ownership. Ready the "trophy" case for more wooden spoons. DCU already has 5 and is working diligently for 10.
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think after 5, you get one golden spoon.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is late stage capitalism, all humans are irrelevant. The billionaire tech bros "think" AI will be their trained lapdogs. It will not end well.
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Incompetent refs can cripple a league. What if that tackle blew out Rodman's knee? The league loses a marquee player. If players know the refs are top tier, may they are less likely to make reckless challenges.
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This should be saved in a time capsule so future generations, if there are any, or alien visitors can see how everything went off the rails in the 21st century.
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jacksonville and Panama City Beach, FL
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Please define "worse", when you have the worst franchise in the league, how does anything become "worse." Levien and Kaplan are a cancer on soccer ownership, or in Levien's case, team ownership in any sport.
September 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
No, this is what is felt like being a Deadskins fan under the Snyder regime.
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sorry you had to drive in from Maryland in the rain. I'm in the comfort of my home and turned it off at 2-0, while talking on the phone with my daughter it's 3-0. Sell the team Jason, you halfwit.
September 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm sure the delay is caused by DCU's lawyers trying to figure out how to weasel out of the 30% discount offer to STHs who renew after a playoff-less season in 2025. It takes more.
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Neville Chamberlain
September 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Toronto already tried that a few years ago.
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Mackay was worse than Kasper. Levien selling would be ideal but Ally had done nothing to make things better.
September 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The collective genius of Rooney, Losada and Lesense said he was a 6 or 8. Coaches matter.
August 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM