Joey Rhode
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Joey Rhode
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I’m surprised Trump allowed Ledisi to sing the DEI anthem.
February 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When you win a show called “The Voice” and are never heard from again, that’s irony, right?
February 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What I’m wearing on opening day to see Captain America: Brave New World
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Eddie Murphy’s “Party All the Time” turns 40.
January 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yo, the moon is cosplaying as the sun right now
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A coworker thought I was at least 10 years younger than I actually am…

Drink tea, y’all.
January 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Had Dutch Girl donuts for the first time in many a moon… I find they’re still doing good work.
January 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Whatever the outcome, Russell Wilson is playing incredibly.
January 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Medications with the letter Q in their names is the definition of willy-nilly.
January 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Minute left in the Miami/Iowa State game which means they’ll be murdering and anthropomorphic Pop-Tart soon and I can’t wait!
December 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Dog, who is keeping Shen Yun in business?!
December 26, 2024 at 9:21 PM
What did you get YOU for Christmas?
December 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The snow on the ground makes it feel like a Kwik-E-Mart exploded.
December 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
We’re particularly good at it, in my egotistical opinion.
December 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
The slice of bread directly after the butt piece is almost worst than the butt piece because it feigns usefulness.
December 17, 2024 at 11:09 PM
That’s what y’all calling it now?
December 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
If I have to scroll down more than three rows to get to the “Continue Watching” section, I just close the app.
December 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I performed “Hey Ya!” at Devin Scillian’s retirement party so I think I can retire too.
December 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I hope during Smokey Robinson’s Motown Christmas special he does a few songs from Gasms.
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
This movie is why Rufio is my moniker.

Hook might be a perfect film.
🎉 HOOK turns 33-years old today

George Lucas and Carrie Fisher briefly appear as the kissing couple on the bridge who float when touched by Tinkerbell’s fairy dust

Pirate Town, Hook’s ship, and the Lost Boys’ hideout took 6 months to build, some of the largest film sets of their era
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Based solely on the Tiny Desk, I don’t think I’d buy a Doechii album. But I’d be fine as the only person not knowing any of the words in the front row of all her concerts. That young lady’s stage presence, breath control, and theatricality are off the Richter scale.
December 11, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I’m halfway through my first viewing of Transformers: Age of Extinction. It’s not good.

Stanley Tucci, nevertheless, is an incredible talent.
December 11, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I think we did alright by this kid.
December 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Every time the Lions win I wish I’d bought an entirely new living room and bedroom set from Gardner-White. Dan’s gambles look like they might pay off for their customers.
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Why is Arcane so good? Like why did they make this show this good? It’s incredible. I’ll admit, I know nothing about League of Legends outside of some commercials.
But this show feels like if Christopher Nolan directed a Clash of Clans movie and the crazy idea REALLY worked.
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM