All the more reason not to shop at Walmart

Damn, I literally was just about to make this. Naturally, you beat me to it

Is this the same Supreme Court that will have limited power if the bbb gets approved by the senate? I’m sure they’ll do exactly what he wishes 🤣

That’s alright, Lex. I think you’ve done enough. You’re excused.

Kyle, I can only imagine this breakup is so much better than anything you could’ve hoped for

Yo, Interpol! Now’s the time. Wakey wakey!

The smartest thing Elon has ever done, is making the decision to surround himself with actually intelligent people (MAGA aside) in the hopes of acquiring their abilities. He’s a defunct parrot.

That’s some Grinch shit right there. Yo, Elon! Grinch called, he wants his fuckin face back!

Haven’t thought about Roger in a while