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rueshine.bsky.social
Rue 🇵🇸
@rueshine.bsky.social
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Poet, musician, writer, voice actor, sound editor, cook, carer, bogan, friend. Redistribution of Wealth. They/themme. Free Palestine. Free West Papua. Irish Unification now. 41

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I'm outside of the club and they think I gon fall
So I go to my loaded tech nine that's up in the drawer
Pope Leo busting some rhymes on the microphone while the rest of the Vatican Crew put in a shift as hype men
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I have been contemplating life in Britain
The grey wojak meme
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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'Torment Nexus? Just signed him from Sparta Prague on a free, lovely winger'
Arry leaning aht the car winda on deadline day
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Simon from the Office (played by Matthew Holness)
September 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I described this photo as looking like it was written by Joss Whedon and I stand by that statement
The American rock band the Black Keys. Two white men, one with a beard and one with glasses, looking awful
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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A tweet exchange. WWE Universe tweets 'the votes are in! the most memorable move in HIAC history is The Undertaker tossing realmickfoley off at KOTR 1998! WAMWednesday' to which Mick Foley replies 'WWEUniverse - out of respect for our UK fans, let's not say The Undertaker 'tossed me off'. It means something different over there. There is then a picture of Mick Foley grinning and doing some hand gesture.
September 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Grandma saying 'we used to drink Hooch and earn £2 an hour' while her granddaughter is saying 'sure Grandma let's get you back to bed'
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Arry. Car window. Deadline day. Tongue's out. A deal in the wind.
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Dinosaurs watching the meteor land that will lead to their destruction. The Tyrannosaurus Rex says 'Vote!'
September 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Wes Streeting talking about trans people:
The 'we're all trying to find the guy who did this' hot dog costume guy from the I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Chopsy says hi
Chopsy, a black and white cat, looks into the camera while standing on some colourful rugs. His tail stump is visible in the back.
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Yanks: 'we do not do that here'
The rest of the world:
America is a Gun. England is a cup of tea France a wheel of ripened brie Greece, a short squat olive tree America is a gun. Brazil is football on the sand Argentina, Maradona's hand Germany an oompah band America is a gun. Holland is a wooden shoe Hungary, a goulash stew Australia, a kangaroo America is a gun. Japan is a thermal spring Scotland is a highland fling Oh, better to be anything Than America as a gun Brian Bilston
September 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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RIP Charlie Kirk 👻🎉🙏🇺🇸
A cyanide and happiness character with massive round head and tiny face
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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A man with a moustache and a cowboy hat saying American
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
James Wilson from House, a white man in a suit
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Go on then
A posting meme challenge: “Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself”
September 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Baddies used to look like this and we need to retvrn
Craig Fairbrass as Delmar in Cliffhanger. He is a baddie. We know this because he is British and has back combed hair and a mean expression on his face. He also has a gun in a villainous manner.
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
A woman laying with her back to a man, thinking 'I bet he's thinking about other women'. The man is actually thinking 'Derek Acorah was a victim of Tutankhamen's curse'
September 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Lord, I see what you have done for others
Lord Mountbatten lying dead next to a boat
September 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs
A massive drum kit with synth pads and loads of cymbals. A guy stands behind it.
September 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Deadline day
Harry Redknapp leaning out of a car window on transfer deadline day, tongue resembling an excitable dog
September 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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And also this guy
A wolf eel, which has big lips, a mean expression and appears to be made of granite. It is saying 'don't like it? There's the door' because I am not normal
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Knew I recognised her from somewhere
Walter Donovan in The Last Crusade, having been a silly billy and drunk from the wrong goblet. He is a skeleton with flesh pinched across his awful face, and long white hair. Expect him to run for Congress next week
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I see your da's handling the divorce well
A car with an England flag over the windscreen being pulled over by a police car
August 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM