Chicano in Paris
@rudymartinez.wtf
Writer, performer, freelancer living the good life with an amazing woman and a curmudgeon, but damn handsome doggo in Paris.
Surly little shit.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Surly little shit.
I mean, you’re assclown already does violence so 🤷♂️
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I mean, you’re assclown already does violence so 🤷♂️
No Kings in Paris. I think you know how they feel about those fuckers. America should do that thing the French did that one time to that one king. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No Kings in Paris. I think you know how they feel about those fuckers. America should do that thing the French did that one time to that one king. #nokings
Not enough stories of our ancestors are passed down. I decided to do something about it. Nanahuatzin and the Fifth Sun is the first in what I hope will be a long, long series telling our kids the stories of the Mexica.
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not enough stories of our ancestors are passed down. I decided to do something about it. Nanahuatzin and the Fifth Sun is the first in what I hope will be a long, long series telling our kids the stories of the Mexica.
The world is a dumpster fire so I decided to try to put something good out into it. Nanahuatzin and the Fifth Sun is the Mexica story of how the Fifth Sun came to be. Available October 3.
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The world is a dumpster fire so I decided to try to put something good out into it. Nanahuatzin and the Fifth Sun is the Mexica story of how the Fifth Sun came to be. Available October 3.
New project I’ve been working on recently. Too much of our past has been erased, or ignored so I decided to do something about it. Nanahuatzin and the Fifth Sun is the first book in a series of kids books I’m calling Abuelo’s Tales.
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
New project I’ve been working on recently. Too much of our past has been erased, or ignored so I decided to do something about it. Nanahuatzin and the Fifth Sun is the first book in a series of kids books I’m calling Abuelo’s Tales.
Escape into the charm of cobblestone alleys, cozy cafés, and timeless architecture — one page at a time.
🖍️ Relax, unwind, and color your way through Paris.
📖 Available now on Amazon.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FK9TL38P
#Paris #coloringbook #colorwithme #SmallCreator #RelaxingContent #AestheticArt
🖍️ Relax, unwind, and color your way through Paris.
📖 Available now on Amazon.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FK9TL38P
#Paris #coloringbook #colorwithme #SmallCreator #RelaxingContent #AestheticArt
August 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Escape into the charm of cobblestone alleys, cozy cafés, and timeless architecture — one page at a time.
🖍️ Relax, unwind, and color your way through Paris.
📖 Available now on Amazon.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FK9TL38P
#Paris #coloringbook #colorwithme #SmallCreator #RelaxingContent #AestheticArt
🖍️ Relax, unwind, and color your way through Paris.
📖 Available now on Amazon.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FK9TL38P
#Paris #coloringbook #colorwithme #SmallCreator #RelaxingContent #AestheticArt
I went to a protest in Paris today.
June 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I went to a protest in Paris today.
🎵🎼 we’re gonna vent our frustration, if we don’t we’re gonna blow a 50 amp fuse 🎶🎼
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
🎵🎼 we’re gonna vent our frustration, if we don’t we’re gonna blow a 50 amp fuse 🎶🎼
France once invaded Mexico… over a pastry.
In 1832, a French baker in Mexico City claimed his shop was looted by Mexican officers. France demanded 600,000 pesos in damages. When Mexico didn’t pay? France sent warships.
It lasted four months — all over a tart.
We call it La Guerra de los Pasteles...
In 1832, a French baker in Mexico City claimed his shop was looted by Mexican officers. France demanded 600,000 pesos in damages. When Mexico didn’t pay? France sent warships.
It lasted four months — all over a tart.
We call it La Guerra de los Pasteles...
May 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
France once invaded Mexico… over a pastry.
In 1832, a French baker in Mexico City claimed his shop was looted by Mexican officers. France demanded 600,000 pesos in damages. When Mexico didn’t pay? France sent warships.
It lasted four months — all over a tart.
We call it La Guerra de los Pasteles...
In 1832, a French baker in Mexico City claimed his shop was looted by Mexican officers. France demanded 600,000 pesos in damages. When Mexico didn’t pay? France sent warships.
It lasted four months — all over a tart.
We call it La Guerra de los Pasteles...
I was challenged to post two ... things a day so I decided to lean into my nerdiness and love of obscure French history facts. Here's your first of the day. The Eiffel Tower Scam Artist.
May 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was challenged to post two ... things a day so I decided to lean into my nerdiness and love of obscure French history facts. Here's your first of the day. The Eiffel Tower Scam Artist.
I got up and he took my spot and I cannot stand how beautiful he is! This goofy little fluffer-nutter treats me like his personal manservant, but I don’t even care.
May 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I got up and he took my spot and I cannot stand how beautiful he is! This goofy little fluffer-nutter treats me like his personal manservant, but I don’t even care.
When visiting us in Paris, some friends bring me Jif peanut butter and others bring me amazing tee shirts.
April 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When visiting us in Paris, some friends bring me Jif peanut butter and others bring me amazing tee shirts.
Gonna start a Surly Guide Tour Guide service where I’ll take you to all the touristy places in Paris and then the places tourists always miss for a flat rate and lunch. I’ll keep you from being an annoying American. This will be my marketing brochure. Just this.
April 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Gonna start a Surly Guide Tour Guide service where I’ll take you to all the touristy places in Paris and then the places tourists always miss for a flat rate and lunch. I’ll keep you from being an annoying American. This will be my marketing brochure. Just this.
I never really liked TikTok, but I am liking this app so… we’ll see how it goes.
April 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I never really liked TikTok, but I am liking this app so… we’ll see how it goes.
Got my protest shirt on and ready to head to Place de la Republique. #fucktrump
April 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Got my protest shirt on and ready to head to Place de la Republique. #fucktrump
My wife has been away for a little over a month and is currently on an airport waiting to fly home. This is basically every conversation every morning whilst she’s been away. #Paris
March 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
My wife has been away for a little over a month and is currently on an airport waiting to fly home. This is basically every conversation every morning whilst she’s been away. #Paris
I did a cursory search to get you started. www.mississippifreepress.org/states-payme...
www.usmarshals.gov/what-we-do/p...
www.justice.gov/archive/ofdt...
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March 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I did a cursory search to get you started. www.mississippifreepress.org/states-payme...
www.usmarshals.gov/what-we-do/p...
www.justice.gov/archive/ofdt...
www.usmarshals.gov/what-we-do/p...
www.justice.gov/archive/ofdt...
Some snaps from yesterday heading to and at Place de La Republique. The queen in the cape was badass.
March 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Some snaps from yesterday heading to and at Place de La Republique. The queen in the cape was badass.
Today at La Republique. I loved her cape. #internationalwomensday
March 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Today at La Republique. I loved her cape. #internationalwomensday
Happy Women’s History Month, March 8th edition. www.canva.com/design/DAGgf...
March 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Happy Women’s History Month, March 8th edition. www.canva.com/design/DAGgf...
Good morning from Paris.
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Good morning from Paris.