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Mr. Roar
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Not to be confused with my brother, Dr. Roar.
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Screenshot from The Simpsons, Season 6, Episode 5, titled "Sideshow Bob Roberts". Sideshow Bob is on the phone in prison, calling into the Birch Barlow Show (a parody of Limbaugh) Quote reads: "Attempted Murder. Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry? Do They?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Simpsons Screenshot; an astronaut on the Shuttle is surrounded by floating potato chips; he says "Careful. They're ruffled!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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A Bob the Angry Flower strip, titled "Hypercrite". A man criticizes Bob, saying "You're a blatant hypocrite." Bob responds: "Sir, you wound me!" " It's only hypocrisy if the rules are the same for both of us. They are not!" "Stuff I do is <em>good</em>. Stuff you do is <em>bad</em>. Even if they're the same thing. <strong>Especially</strong> if!" "How do you not get this? I can't make it any plainer!"
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Reminds me of the preface/false preview from Bored of the Rings, by the Harvard Lampoon.
text, reads as follows: “Do you like what you doth see … ?” said the voluptuous elf-maiden as she provocatively parted the folds of her robe to reveal the rounded, shadowy glories within. Frito’s throat was dry, though his head reeled with desire and ale. She slipped off the flimsy garment and strode toward the fascinated boggie unashamed of her nakedness. She ran a perfect hand along his hairy toes, and he helplessly watched them curl with the fierce insistent wanting of her. “Let me make thee more comfortable,” she whispered hoarsely, fiddling with the clasps of his jerkin, loosening his sword belt with a laugh. “Touch me, oh touch me,” she crooned. Frito’s hand, as though of its own will, reached out and traced the delicate swelling of her elf-breast, while the other slowly crept around her tiny, flawless waist, crushing her to his barrel chest. “Toes, I love hairy toes,” she moaned, forcing him down on the silvered carpet. Her tiny, pink toes caressed the luxuriant fur of his instep while Frito’s nose sought out the warmth of her precious elf-navel. “But I’m so small and hairy, and … and you’re so beautiful,” Frito whimpered, slipping clumsily out of his crossed garters. The elf-maiden said nothing, but only sighed deep in her throat and held him more firmly to her faunlike body. “There is one thing you must do for me first,” she whispered into one tufted ear. “Anything,” sobbed Frito, growing frantic with his need. “Anything!” She closed her eyes and then opened them to the ceiling. “The Ring,” she said. “I must have your Ring.” Frito’s whole body tensed. “Oh no,” he cried, “not that! Anything but … that.” “I must have it,” she said both tenderly and fiercely. “I must have the Ring!” Frito’s eyes blurred with tears and confusion. “I can’t,” he said. “I mustn’t!” But he knew resolve was no longer strong in him. Slowly, the elf-maiden’s hand inched toward the chain in his vest pocket, closer and closer it came to the Ring Frito had guarded so faithfully …
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Worf, from Star Trek: Deep Space 9, episode 5e15, By Inferno's Light. Caption reads: "Today <em>is</em> a good day for pie."
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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A red-tinted close-up of Barack Obama's eyes. AKA the "Then perish" meme.
May 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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wouldn't be the first time that's happened in the Marvel Universe.
Back cover of Marvel's What The--?!, issue 16 (aka winter special); Captioned "Also, The long-overdue and extremely painfil Death of Forbush Man". Background: a tattered red cape with a white F on it flies like a flag from a wooden pole; atop the pole is a saucepan. Forbush Man is crushed by a pile of rubble; he groans "Rosebud..." and a snowglobe falls from his hand. A woman in wearing a red sweater, an orange skirt, and a colander on her head is pulling one of Forbush Man's boots off. She yells "I WANT HIS BOOTS!"
September 30, 2024 at 4:17 AM