Rude Rubicante
@ruderubicante.bsky.social
Monster enthusiast. Illustrator and concept artist for Ogre Poppengang. Will talk about my pets for hours and no I will not apologize for it. 🚫No AI, No NFT🚫
Covered him in roses.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Covered him in roses.
Big Bug and Smol Bug Frolicking
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Big Bug and Smol Bug Frolicking
I need a priest.
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I need a priest.
...And they shared an allotment.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
...And they shared an allotment.
He wont move because he found a Wimpod.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He wont move because he found a Wimpod.
Buying Scout a coat because she loves running about the garden but it's way too cold for her lil rabbit body...
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Buying Scout a coat because she loves running about the garden but it's way too cold for her lil rabbit body...
Since I'll soon be able to wear this glam everywhere and anywhere, allow me to once more state how fucking smitten I am with this look and I will wear it until I'm sick of it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Since I'll soon be able to wear this glam everywhere and anywhere, allow me to once more state how fucking smitten I am with this look and I will wear it until I'm sick of it.
"Whats the lizard you keep posting about like?"
Well he's a menace who keeps nearly getting killed by his loved ones for being a menace who keeps nearly getting killed.
Well he's a menace who keeps nearly getting killed by his loved ones for being a menace who keeps nearly getting killed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Whats the lizard you keep posting about like?"
Well he's a menace who keeps nearly getting killed by his loved ones for being a menace who keeps nearly getting killed.
Well he's a menace who keeps nearly getting killed by his loved ones for being a menace who keeps nearly getting killed.
Whatever - back to usual posting.
Go my lizard.
Go my lizard.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Whatever - back to usual posting.
Go my lizard.
Go my lizard.
The villain asks the protagonist why they're trying to be a hero, and in response the protag says
"I'm trying to be what we needed".
To which the villain said:
"That's not fair...".
THAT got me. THAT was fucking gold.
Didnt enjoy the series though. Sometimes it's just like that.
"I'm trying to be what we needed".
To which the villain said:
"That's not fair...".
THAT got me. THAT was fucking gold.
Didnt enjoy the series though. Sometimes it's just like that.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The villain asks the protagonist why they're trying to be a hero, and in response the protag says
"I'm trying to be what we needed".
To which the villain said:
"That's not fair...".
THAT got me. THAT was fucking gold.
Didnt enjoy the series though. Sometimes it's just like that.
"I'm trying to be what we needed".
To which the villain said:
"That's not fair...".
THAT got me. THAT was fucking gold.
Didnt enjoy the series though. Sometimes it's just like that.
This goes the same for me watching things, actually.
I watch a lot of stuff whilst I work, not all of it good - but I can pick out scenes, sentences, visuals that make me go "Oh yeah that fucks".
It's not the same as hate watching a show I know I dont wish to support. That's just miserable.
I watch a lot of stuff whilst I work, not all of it good - but I can pick out scenes, sentences, visuals that make me go "Oh yeah that fucks".
It's not the same as hate watching a show I know I dont wish to support. That's just miserable.
People tend to mistake my love of "Reading Trash" as "Hate Reading".
No. Sorry - That's not the same thing.
My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.
No. Sorry - That's not the same thing.
My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This goes the same for me watching things, actually.
I watch a lot of stuff whilst I work, not all of it good - but I can pick out scenes, sentences, visuals that make me go "Oh yeah that fucks".
It's not the same as hate watching a show I know I dont wish to support. That's just miserable.
I watch a lot of stuff whilst I work, not all of it good - but I can pick out scenes, sentences, visuals that make me go "Oh yeah that fucks".
It's not the same as hate watching a show I know I dont wish to support. That's just miserable.
People tend to mistake my love of "Reading Trash" as "Hate Reading".
No. Sorry - That's not the same thing.
My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.
No. Sorry - That's not the same thing.
My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
People tend to mistake my love of "Reading Trash" as "Hate Reading".
No. Sorry - That's not the same thing.
My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.
No. Sorry - That's not the same thing.
My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.
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Caught Stardust trying to eat seasoning again and accidentally flashbanged her
@ruderubicante.bsky.social helped me take this very real photo
@ruderubicante.bsky.social helped me take this very real photo
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Caught Stardust trying to eat seasoning again and accidentally flashbanged her
@ruderubicante.bsky.social helped me take this very real photo
@ruderubicante.bsky.social helped me take this very real photo
How it started. How it's going.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How it started. How it's going.
Who's that pokemon? It's Swirlix!
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Who's that pokemon? It's Swirlix!
looking for baby bassinets with shelving and trying to wriggle my way out of conversations with shop staff that reveal I'm not having a baby but that sometimes animals in my care require overnight observation.
Tempted to make my own at these prices though.
Tempted to make my own at these prices though.
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
looking for baby bassinets with shelving and trying to wriggle my way out of conversations with shop staff that reveal I'm not having a baby but that sometimes animals in my care require overnight observation.
Tempted to make my own at these prices though.
Tempted to make my own at these prices though.
My rabbits have me jailed in their room because I do the terrible crime of cleaning their bedding, washing their bowls clean, airing their blankets and NOT petting them.
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My rabbits have me jailed in their room because I do the terrible crime of cleaning their bedding, washing their bowls clean, airing their blankets and NOT petting them.
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
THROW THE BALL!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
THROW THE BALL!!!
sinking feeling
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
sinking feeling
Tried to follow the cat to get a mouse off her AND SHE DROPPED IT ON ME FROM THE STAIRS!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Tried to follow the cat to get a mouse off her AND SHE DROPPED IT ON ME FROM THE STAIRS!!!!
