Rudely Van Gelder
@rudelyvangelder.bsky.social
Entertainment Coordinator for Antifa, LLC
Columbus, Ohio / USA / C-53
“The product is thoroughly pizzled.” - Philip K. Dick
"Ain't no such things as halfway crooks." - Mobb Deep
“Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.” - Ani DiFranco
Columbus, Ohio / USA / C-53
“The product is thoroughly pizzled.” - Philip K. Dick
"Ain't no such things as halfway crooks." - Mobb Deep
“Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.” - Ani DiFranco
A bit like spraying crops and trees before the pests arrive... makes perfect sense.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A bit like spraying crops and trees before the pests arrive... makes perfect sense.
Trump is a human Festivus pole.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Trump is a human Festivus pole.
Ah... that’s brilliant! I would have never considered the air-drop method.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ah... that’s brilliant! I would have never considered the air-drop method.
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY GUN DOG!
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY GUN DOG!
What a tangled web...
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What a tangled web...
Trump got away with his “under audit” tax return trick for damn near a decade; no reason to think this “under investigation” ploy wouldn’t work for him as well :/
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump got away with his “under audit” tax return trick for damn near a decade; no reason to think this “under investigation” ploy wouldn’t work for him as well :/
Look MAGA -- the arsonist had a fire extinguisher all along.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Look MAGA -- the arsonist had a fire extinguisher all along.
I’ll bet the word count of the legal disclaimers rivals the word count of the bible.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ll bet the word count of the legal disclaimers rivals the word count of the bible.
lol... the only reason they’d care about their identities is if they needed something from them.
If they just wanted to take them out I don’t think they’d really discriminate. Prolly more of a brap brap brap deal.
If they just wanted to take them out I don’t think they’d really discriminate. Prolly more of a brap brap brap deal.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
lol... the only reason they’d care about their identities is if they needed something from them.
If they just wanted to take them out I don’t think they’d really discriminate. Prolly more of a brap brap brap deal.
If they just wanted to take them out I don’t think they’d really discriminate. Prolly more of a brap brap brap deal.
Let’s just be happy Facetime was a thing Rudy probably didn’t know how to do.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s just be happy Facetime was a thing Rudy probably didn’t know how to do.
“Sidle on up to the trough, boys - it ain’t gonna drink itself."
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Sidle on up to the trough, boys - it ain’t gonna drink itself."
“Now watch this drive...” redux
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Now watch this drive...” redux
♬
She knows when you’re been sleeping,
She knows when you’re awake.
She knows when you’ve been bad or good,
so leave your phone in the other room when yo...
[knock-knock-knock]
“Charlie... what are you doing in there?”
She knows when you’re been sleeping,
She knows when you’re awake.
She knows when you’ve been bad or good,
so leave your phone in the other room when yo...
[knock-knock-knock]
“Charlie... what are you doing in there?”
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
♬
She knows when you’re been sleeping,
She knows when you’re awake.
She knows when you’ve been bad or good,
so leave your phone in the other room when yo...
[knock-knock-knock]
“Charlie... what are you doing in there?”
She knows when you’re been sleeping,
She knows when you’re awake.
She knows when you’ve been bad or good,
so leave your phone in the other room when yo...
[knock-knock-knock]
“Charlie... what are you doing in there?”
They’re also located *in* Delaware (Ohio) although I think it’s technically Lewis Center.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They’re also located *in* Delaware (Ohio) although I think it’s technically Lewis Center.
“If I Diddled It"
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“If I Diddled It"