Al
@rudefuck.bsky.social
Stating publicly that I work in security would make me a target.
Ignore your lying eyes.
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ignore your lying eyes.
You think Larry ever tried to buy the Sun?
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You think Larry ever tried to buy the Sun?
In terms of security what is the cost trade off? Maybe split the difference and takeover ones of those open spaces on Roosevelt Island?
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
In terms of security what is the cost trade off? Maybe split the difference and takeover ones of those open spaces on Roosevelt Island?
5 more seasons of Ted Lasso
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
5 more seasons of Ted Lasso
Flock is looking for a new CISO, just sayin. jobs.ashbyhq.com/Flock%20Safe...
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September 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Flock is looking for a new CISO, just sayin. jobs.ashbyhq.com/Flock%20Safe...
Been on 1 minute left for about 60 minutes
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Been on 1 minute left for about 60 minutes
But it has feelings and it’s not the feelings show
August 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
But it has feelings and it’s not the feelings show
They’re pretty good a lighting tear gas on fire.
August 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They’re pretty good a lighting tear gas on fire.
The lengths one will go to distract from Epstein.
August 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The lengths one will go to distract from Epstein.
Ad agencies are paid to understand the market. If ICE is successful, the only people left to buy will be white.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ad agencies are paid to understand the market. If ICE is successful, the only people left to buy will be white.
I had the thought to train a opencv model to recognize paramilitary clothing and tie with a USB accelerator, picam, meshtastic, gps, pi zero and solar panel to text ICE sightings to anyone who subscribes to the meshtastic node.
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I had the thought to train a opencv model to recognize paramilitary clothing and tie with a USB accelerator, picam, meshtastic, gps, pi zero and solar panel to text ICE sightings to anyone who subscribes to the meshtastic node.
@bennjordan.bsky.social avian UDP flood attacks?
July 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@bennjordan.bsky.social avian UDP flood attacks?
Where are the steps to compile Linux?
June 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Where are the steps to compile Linux?
If not civil war, why civil war shaped?
June 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If not civil war, why civil war shaped?
Takis, newport golds, chicken corn chowder, Bang sour ropes.
May 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Takis, newport golds, chicken corn chowder, Bang sour ropes.
80% uptime seems right! Up to Sean D!
May 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
80% uptime seems right! Up to Sean D!
Ask him what ricin tastes like?
April 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ask him what ricin tastes like?
What did we actually learn from this PR stunt?
April 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What did we actually learn from this PR stunt?
The invisible hand doesn’t work until you tariff social media, podcasts, newspapers, crayons, blood, organs, water, sewers, and sunlight.
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The invisible hand doesn’t work until you tariff social media, podcasts, newspapers, crayons, blood, organs, water, sewers, and sunlight.