Rudy Sanchez
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Rudy Sanchez
@rudebarista.bsky.social
I write things, and some people like them. I think that's cool. Mostly found on theDieline.com. Bylines on PRINT and The Fresh Toast. I was going to revive my MySpace page, but I guess the party's here now?
Yes, I also ate that avocado in the background that came from one of my trees. That’s how we roll in Cali.
December 14, 2024 at 3:18 AM
That’s not her job. Mamas look after their cubs.
December 5, 2024 at 3:06 AM
If you have a good mama, she’ll always defend you. Even if you’re a big PoS.
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Wait, what?
December 5, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I also love “fixin’/fin to.” It articulates so much in a couple words.

My fave: when a cop says “keep it up, and you fixin’ to go to jail.” Tells you all you know in that moment.
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
“That golf cart has never seen a set of tail lights.”

“OK, Tio Dom”
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 AM